Damascus/Spousal since Jan 2010 or late 2009

[MR BOU]

where's the joke of the day?

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

 

[nagz2207]

Date: 29 septembre 2011
Dossier : Bxxxxxxxxx

Mr x,
Courriel :

La présente concerne votre demande de résidence permanente au Canada. Afin de poursuivre l'étude de votre dossier nous vous prions de nous faire parvenir les documents mentionnés ci-dessous:

- Veuillez vous soumettre à un nouvel examen médical auprès d'un médecin désigné (voir liste ci-jointe) puisque les résultats de votre précèdent examen sont maintenant échus.
- Veuillez nous faire parvenir un extrait du casier judiciaire Libanais à jour pour vous.

Veuillez noter que tous les documents, à l'exception du passeport, doivent être accompagnés par une traduction certifiée en français ou en anglais.

Si nous vous demanderons de nous faire parvenir un certificat de police, vous devez envoyer l'original accompagnés par sa traduction originale.

Nous devons vous aviser que si vous ne répondez pas à cette requête dans les 30 jours suivant l’envoi de cette lettre (date indiquée ci-haut), l’examen de votre demande sera effectué en fonction des renseignements que vous avez déjà fournis avec votre demande. Tout manquement à cet égard pourrait donc entraîner le refus de votre demande.
Veuillez prendre note qu’il est de votre responsabilité de vous assurer que l’information fournie est exacte et à jour. Vous devez nous faire part immédiatement de tout changement concernant l’information ou les documents déjà soumis. Vous devez aussi nous aviser de toute modification concernant votre statut légal ainsi que le statut des membres de votre famille (mariage, naissance, décès, divorce, etc..) avant l’impression du visa.

Tous les correspondances/documents doit être envoyée directement à l'ambassade du Canada à Damas à l'adresse ci-haut mentionnés. N'envoyez ou ne soumettez aucun document à nos bureaux à Amman, à Beyrouth ou Téhéran. Veuillez noter que toute correspondance envoyée à ces bureaux sera retournée.

Votre dossier est en traitement au bureau des visas de Damas, les autres ambassade du Canada dans votre pays de résidence ne répondront à aucune question concernant votre demande que ce soit par télécopieur, courriel, lettre ou en personne.

Votre numéro de dossier et votre numéro de téléphone (ou fax) doivent être mentionnés sur toutes les correspondances que vous nous faites parvenir.


Sincèrement,



Service d’immigration

 

[Ramz27]

what i'm not getting, is why would they ask for translated copies, and then ask for originals!!!this is crazy all they care about is to waste our times!!!

yeh nath , as per the imm application they didnt say original they said copy so why do they want the original after ? i got them all and theyre in syria ...so how do i trust sending them if they ask for them ?

 

[nagz2207]

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

lool tnx !

 

[MR BOU]

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

 

[Ramz27]

ikhraje kayd fardi aw hawiya fardiya tothibet al hala el madaniya

around when do they send RQ and ask for those documents ?how maby months since they have the application ?

 

[nagz2207]

@ mr bou hahha thanks for the jokes they cheered me up on this nasty day
@ ramz look at the chart you will notice it's different for everyone I got the Rq after 2 months others after 4 others after 6 and some others still didn't get anything

 

[Ramz27]

@ mr bou hahha thanks for the jokes they cheered me up on this nasty day
@ ramz look at the chart you will notice it's different for everyone I got the Rq after 2 months others after 4 others after 6 and some others still didn't get anything

they asked for for the original form agan with RQ?

 

[MR BOU]

around when do they send RQ and ask for those documents ?how maby months since they have the application ?

every case is different we got ours June after 7month some ppl here they got it after 5 or 6 or 8 so i dont really know how the system works

 

[nagz2207]

they asked for for the original form agan with RQ?

noooo they just asked foe the Rq along with a request to submit a police report from
Gabon for my husband . they never asked for not originals... they then sent me an email asking me for his pay stubs and job descriptions and lots of info related to his employer . they asked different things from each one of us. each case is different

 

[Ramz27]

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

sooo mean .....mean mean mean........... me no liky

 

[Ramz27]

noooo they just asked foe the Rq along with a request to submit a police report from
Gabon for my husband . they never asked for not originals... they then sent me an email asking me for his pay stubs and job descriptions and lots of info related to his employer . they asked different things from each one of us. each case is different

ohhhhhhhhh...lol im losttttttt wheres gabon ?

 

[Ramz27]

ohhhhhhhhh...lol im losttttttt wheres gabon ?

nevermind ....i answered my own question
Gabon officially the Gabonese Republic (French: République Gabonaise) is a state in west central Africa sharing borders with Equatorial Guinea to

 

[MR BOU]

nevermind ....i answered my own question
Gabon officially the Gabonese Republic (French: République Gabonaise) is a state in west central Africa sharing borders with Equatorial Guinea to

shaklik kente shatra bel ecole bel histoire geo ma eltilna kam howa 3adad soukani7a ;D

 

[Ramz27]

shaklik kente shatra bel ecole bel histoire geo ma eltilna kam howa 3adad soukani7a ;D

eh walla wiss kint chatra lol....