bacontoaster said:I don't get why the security guys are so serious. They're crabby in Canada too. I got randomly selected for a pat down at Pearson when I flew out to see mr. bacontoaster two weeks ago. The lady feeling me up did not appreciate my "Lucky me! I get the bonus round!" jokes.
On the other hand I always get pat downs at San Francisco International and they're usually pretty chill.
They're probably so sick of hearing jokes like that, it's like nails on a chalkboard.
Customers used to think they were soooo cute and funny with their "If it doesn't scan, it's free!" jokes. No &*^*$$&^$ everyone makes that joke. You're lame, trite, and annoying.