CHC, Islamabad Spouse Sponsorship Timeline 2009 -2010

[Tor-wi]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

[bestplace4u]

But we must be aware of the wrath of CHC-I. They can put our files in storage room much longer :'(

mine is already gone to storage room, so i dont care anymore

 

[khan82]

PIA is not reliable those days. They ground 10 planes today. 8 emergency landings in month of September. And always delayeeeed.

well Alpha bro you are right ,but first of all being as a Muslim we have faith that what Allah wants it may happen any where no matter where we are jah dana pani khatem waha life he khatem .................,but we will pray that may Allah bring all passengers safe in their home Allah sub ko apni hefiz or aman mai rahky and you guys also pray for me ........and second is that I think they were all domestic flights none of them were international and wes brother's wife also come by PIA ,but please guys pray for my husband and all other Muslims thanks

 

[bestplace4u]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

shabash shabash, water cooler aapka hua

 

[ONE 2 KA 4]

I hope Shamoon does visit these froums else he will find your file from the CIC's garbage room and burn each page for such a cruel joke on him

DiL and Zindagi dono jala ker rakh di hy. Ub paper be burn ker de ge kon c bari baat hy on k liye.

Oct 2010 mey objection di thi and now Oct 2011 is here. 1 year mey time he nahi mila onn ko interview kerne ka.

 

[lonly widout hubby]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

hahahahahhaah goodddddddd oneeeeeeeeeee
love it

 

[saggit19]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

lol!! hahahahahahahahahahhaha

i was havign such a miserable day today..but tht made me laugh soo hard!! hahahahah

thanks for sharing !

 

[Quiet Storm]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

LOLZZZ
Good one

 

[Quiet Storm]

shabash shabash, water cooler aapka hua

You reminded me of Tariq Aziz show

 

[Quiet Storm]

mine is already gone to storage room, so i dont care anymore

8)

 

[Tor-wi]

Glad I made some of you laugh..and also won a water cooler on such a rainy day lol

Here is another one...(last one I have for today)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

[Ella Habibi]

lool

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

[Quiet Storm]

Glad I made some of you laugh..and also won a water cooler on such a rainy day lol

Here is another one...(last one I have for today)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Yeah the same joke i received on my cell was with one change at the last.
When the husband woke up, he found that he was covered all with pieces of paper. When he opened one,there was written"UTH JAYE 5 BJ GYE HN"

 

[lonly widout hubby]

Glad I made some of you laugh..and also won a water cooler on such a rainy day lol

Here is another one...(last one I have for today)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
so goood n fuunyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[FallGuy]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Hmmmm a very sexist joke indeed! :