Soo my application (AoR Aug 14) was cancelled. That's the update you want to see!
They claim one of my degrees (from within Canada) "couldn't be verified", which is extremely odd since the proof was definitely attached. I spoke to my consultant about this, and they agree that this is absolutely wild. I'll submit my profile again, and we've agreed to submit way more info than is needed, just so we can hammer home the point and make it very clear that this requirement is fulfilled.
So I guess (hope?) you'll see me over in some other month's AoR thread soon...