Don't worry you are not alone. I am in the same boat. See my timelines in my signature.
This system sucks bad time. !!
Hey!
So just to update I called my MP after writing this, explained everything, and they told me that there was nothing & they had no direct line with the passport office, and all they could suggest was that I go to the passport office and demand a supervisor.
However my wife just received a phone call from the St Catharines passport office today. Apparently our documents got to Gatineau & then they decided to send them on to St. Johns.
Either way it looks like they now know where the documents are & will be rushing them + allowing us to pick up in St Catharines, even if we have to pay a bunch of extra fees.
Definitely worth calling your MP if you haven't. Seemed like it got a fire lit under them as the phone call earlier was basically "We don't know where they are & we might be able to get them done but no guarantees."