Canadian Immigration Process - Luck, Bad luck or Your own mistakes!!!

[RockinCanada]

Lets lighten up the mood a bit..........................................Enjoy!!!

A lesson well learnt (long but worth giving your time):

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."

The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

 

[9jcanada]

Lets lighten up the mood a bit..........................................Enjoy!!!

A lesson well learnt (long but worth giving your time):

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."

The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

This is very funny but highly philosophical. Nice one.

9j

 

[ADUFE]

Lets lighten up the mood a bit..........................................Enjoy!!!

A lesson well learnt (long but worth giving your time):

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."

The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

LOLZ!!!

 

[ashokp23]

Funny one, but shows us whats up there in front of us ahead in the immigration process and after that.......
Ashok
8)

 

[MASunny]

I've initiated this thread with context to 6-12months wait letters holders, now many of them are getting 18 months wait letter, from Paris visa office. This is bad luck!

As they had been advised by London VO -very tactically in legal terms- in early 2012 to wait for next 6 -12 months for next processing steps and after this period of waiting in 2013 they are being moved to Paris VO with a notification 'do not contact PVO for next 18 months.'

 

[awai ali]

i cannot understand London Visa Office now is moving in Paris is it?????

 

[Boni M]

Adding to it on the lighter side...

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see aman crying. "No, it's not that." the man replied, Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. "The man was really sobbing now, "I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."

Lolzzzzz.....

 

[RockinCanada]

At least some kind of luck is there....

I've initiated this thread with context to 6-12months wait letters holders, now many of them are getting 18 months wait letter, from Paris visa office. This is bad luck!

As they had been advised by London VO -very tactically in legal terms- in early 2012 to wait for next 6 -12 months for next processing steps and after this period of waiting in 2013 they are being moved to Paris VO with a notification 'do not contact PVO for next 18 months.'