Ma people enjoy this ................
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying:
'Hi, how are u?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somehow embarrassed,
'I am Doing'just... fine!'
And the other person says:
'So what are u up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: Uh, I'm like u, nature dictates!'
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can, but nature
hadn't let go as yet, when I hear another question.'Can I come over?'
Gosh! What? This question is just too weird for me but I figure I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I say ?
'No?? u know I am busy right now, I guess u are busy too!!!
Then I hear the person say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call u back. There's an idiot in the next
toilet who keeps answering all my questions.
Happy weekend