AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2011 FSW APPLICANTS-ACCRA VISA OFFICE

[Forsure]

Adigun,
welcome to our blessed house> please identify yourself;male/female,NOC,your MI? etc

 

[Gabil]

Angry husband is not happy with his wife. So he send a message to his mother-in-law:"Your product is not matching with my requirements"
The smart mother-in-law replies:"Warranty expired, manufacturer not liable nor responsible after seal is broken.... Lol

 

[Gabil]

WAFFI ENGLISH REMAINS EXOTIC!!!
MUM: Akpos dat fish and meat don boil?
AKPOS: yes malee.
MUM: abeg implicate salt and maggi, attach oil, pepper and sentence d crayfish, then involve the leaves, after 10mins discharge d pot from fire...U dey hear me so?
AKPOS: yes malee ..Shoo dis soup go good 2 download with fufu malee? MUM:No worry akpos i don detain some fufu 4 cooler,wen time reach we go give am Amnesty!.. Good morning All.

 

[Melody2003]

Angry husband is not happy with his wife. So he send a message to his mother-in-law:"Your product is not matching with my requirements"
The smart mother-in-law replies:"Warranty expired, manufacturer not liable nor responsible after seal is broken.... Lol

Sharp sharp mother in law. Many gbosa! for her
@ gabil, tualeeeeeee!

 

[Akerekoro]

Mallam Osman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report

Bank Manager: But I warned u 2 be careful with your cheque book mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.

Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature...... ......

lol

Hahahahahahahaha. Mallam is not a full indeed, but he is an idiot..Gbam et Gbosa.

 

[gabrilla]

Angry husband is not happy with his wife. So he send a message to his mother-in-law:"Your product is not matching with my requirements"
The smart mother-in-law replies:"Warranty expired, manufacturer not liable nor responsible after seal is broken.... Lol

Are you a junior brother to basket mouth? what a joke.

 

[mandiebraxton]

...and the wait for MR comtinues...

*Mandie*

 

[Gabil]

@ Mandie,
I share your view on this, I just pray accra will smile on us Soonest.

 

[Forsure]

next month...August.

 

[Melody2003]

Hopefully

 

[mandiebraxton]

next month...August.

...and next month starts a week from today....For once I BELIEVE THAT THE MR WILL COME....(IN AUGUST)...
Cheer up everyone ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Mandie*

 

[Ikemba]

I BELIEVE 8)

...and next month starts a week from today....For once I BELIEVE THAT THE MR WILL COME....(IN AUGUST)...
Cheer up everyone ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Mandie*

 

[Alfpharm]

I surely believe

 

[jodav3]

I cannot agree less now, that most MI 1 have received their PPR. It is reasonable to conclude that they focused on pushing out the PPRs before attending to MR candidates. I share in this new hope and pray August will be our much awaited month

 

[Gabil]

Isn't it strange how N500 seem like such a large amount when we give it as offering, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie? Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're to make supplications to God, but you have no trouble thinking of what to gist about with a friend? Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Scriptures, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or magazine? Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-ticke ts to concerts, film house or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in the holy gathering? Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in Paradise, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there? Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails, BBM,whatsapp, BC and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others? IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT? Now that you've read this message, forward it to anybody that you consider a friend. lets beef up our spiritual life cos its very necessary.. I believe this will strengthen more than a soul....may God help us all.....,I'm guilty too