AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2011 FSW APPLICANTS-ACCRA VISA OFFICE

[Akerekoro]

An Igbo man had no wife, no kid, no money, no house, and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God was moved by his prayers and told him to make only one wish that will be granted. D Igbo man prayed thus " God l want ma mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my daughter,s hands in our car packed by our mansion". God said to HIMSELF, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from Igbo people

I cannot but laugh Hahahahahahahahahahah ;D ;D ;D

 

[Akerekoro]

Guys/Gals, ITS TIME. I can authoritatively tell you that all Mi1 have received their MR. So m2/3 , if you ain't ready, be ready because a whole lot of MR is on the way

Sure, as MR holders are moving to PPRs, so the PER holders should move to MRs. O ya the movement must continue in Jesus name.
Lord let testimonies start coming in from this thread of MRs.... Amen.

 

[Gabil]

The MR is working it's way upwards! Are you there people? Buckle up, the baptism of fire has just started!!

 

[Ikemba]

An Igbo man had no wife, no kid, no money, no house, and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God was moved by his prayers and told him to make only one wish that will be granted. D Igbo man prayed thus " God l want ma mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my daughter,s hands in our car packed by our mansion". God said to HIMSELF, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from Igbo people

Oma Gabil, i dey hailooooooooooooo 8) 8) 8)

 

[Gabil]

A wealthy man who had only one daughter. Whenthe daughter was of marriage age, the father sentnews around town that all the eligible young menshould come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords. The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men:  Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, Ill give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!
As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool. Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing theirshirts again. Disappointed, some of them said ''make the man go marry him pikin jur'' All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side. The rich man could not believe it. He asked the young man to name anything he wanted but the man was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made a request saying '' make una show me the person wey push me inside this pool''
Moral: You dont know what you are capable of doing, until you are PUSHED!!. You can still make the most out of the rest of the YEAR! Take this as your PUSH, Happy weekend

 

[Temi]

Ha ha...Gabil you will kill somebody with laughter ooo. I like that pls keep it up.
Happy wkend.

 

[Forsure]

Guys/Gals, ITS TIME. I can authoritatively tell you that all Mi1 have received their MR. So m2/3 , if you ain't ready, be ready because a whole lot of MR is on the way

i claim it IJN.

 

[Alfpharm]

MI 2 & 3 have you won your dancing sheos for the music that will be playing soon? This is our turn to dance Alanta and Azonto. O ya be really

 

[Gabil]

Langhing Gas!
A Father said to his son; Here comes your
teacher, you missed school today, Go and
hide, i will lie to him. :O. The little Boy replied;*nerd*
Papa, don't worry, i took an excuse that you
died last week tuesday, go and hide, so that I
will not be a liar! =))
Who sharp pass?

 

[gel003]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz my belle oooooooo

 

[Gabil]

Best selling books in town!!!
1.Beauty tips by OBJ,
2.The value of family planning by Tuface, 3.How to live in peace by Boko Haram,
4. How to have a long lasting marriage by Kim Kardashin,
5.Say NO to corruption by James Ibori,
6.My love for america by Osama Bin Laden, 7.How to write n speak good english by Dr.(Mrs) PatienceJonathan.
Go grab ur copies nowwwwww!!!

 

[gel003]

Gabil u don start... lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Gabil]

@gel003,
I hail oooooooooooo. Since accra no wan put smile for our faces now, we get to make ourselves smile.
Accra must do something this week.

 

[gel003]

@ gel003,
I hail oooooooooooo. Since accra no wan put smile for our faces now, we get to make ourselves smile.
Accra must do something this week.

They must oooo. them no get option... it is our turn to shine naaa

HAPPY SUNDAY AND A FRUITFUL WEEK AHEAD

 

[Gabil]

URGENT JOB VACANCY!!!!
If u r over 18, u hv a valid
ID,
You can Speak either
English, Yoruba or Igbo.
You are looking for a
9am-4pm job,
with net salary of $250,000
USD and above per month,
weekly allowance of $
20,000 USD and above.
Remember, no working
during weekends,and you
only get to work half -days
on Fridays!If you are
interested in this job,
please let me know. SO
THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT
TOGETHER