A Professor was travelling
by boat, and few minutes
after sail, he asked sailor,"Do
you know Biology? Ecology?
Geography? Morphology?
Zoology? The sailor answered
"No"to all of these. And the
professor got angry and
replied, What the hell do you
know on earth? You will die
of illiteracy."One hour later,
their boat hit turbulence and
started sinking. So, the sailor
asked the professor,Do you
know swiminology and
escapeology from
sharkology?"The professor
said"No". The sailor replied,
"Well, sharkology and
crocodileology will eat your
headology and your
bodiology, and you will
dieology wit ur
knowlegeology bcos of your
mouthology."=)) Gudeveni