AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2011 FSW APPLICANTS-ACCRA VISA OFFICE

[Arese]

Hi Dearest Naija Canadians.
E don tay wey I show last 4 dis our dear forum page.
How things dey for una side? Sha everytin dey kampe! ! !
Make una no vex say I varnish small.
I take small "Sabatical" to go attend to "pressing matters".
Like oyinbo go talk: It feels good to be back on board.

Oga Gabil kindly spare our ribs o Ejoo o. Thanks for bringing fun & laughter to our mist. Keep it coming.

@ all: I urge you to keep your garments of patience intact, as we await our turn in the flow of MRs & the subsequent surge of PPRs that will hit us soonest.

Stay Blessed.

Arese.

 

[Gabil]

LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE TO ACCRA STRESS
« Reply #10524 on: May 12, 2012, 04:57:25 am »
Quote

>
>PATERNITY MATTER
>>
>> Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not
>> your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
>>
>> Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?!
>> You should be hanged.
>>
>> Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could
>> not marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the
>> moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.
>>
>> Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only
>> father i know and so will that be.
>>
>> Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
>>
>> Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
>>
>>Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am
>> your real father.
>>
>>Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew
>> there was something special about me... Thank you mum. You are the best
>> mother in the world!

 

[fly7251]

LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE TO ACCRA STRESS
« Reply #10524 on: May 12, 2012, 04:57:25 am »
Quote

>
>PATERNITY MATTER
>>
>> Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not
>> your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
>>
>> Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?!
>> You should be hanged.
>>
>> Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could
>> not marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the
>> moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.
>>
>> Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only
>> father i know and so will that be.
>>
>> Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
>>
>> Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
>>
>>Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am
>> your real father.
>>
>>Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew
>> there was something special about me... Thank you mum. You are the best
>> mother in the world!

;D ;D ;D hehehehe, Before nko, even sef, Mr Alani suppose understand o

 

[Gabil]

A Boy was sitting outside his Father's House eating chocolate bars. A Man was sitting close to him. The Boy ate six, as he was about to eat the seventh bar the man said; Do you know chocolate will spoil your teeth and even make you fat?.
The Boy said; My grandfather lived 110 years.
The Man asked; Was he eating as much chocolate as you are now?.
The Boy replied; No, he was minding his business.
Morals: Pls mind ur business so ur days may be long. Have a lovely evening friends

 

[Alfpharm]

Hip Hip HIp Huray. Please help me celebrate and thank God. My application is celebrating it's birthday today. Exactly a year today my application was received by CIC. That means celebration have started.

 

[mandiebraxton]

Hip Hip HIp Huray. Please help me celebrate and thank God. My application is celebrating it's birthday today. Exactly a year today my application was received by CIC. That means celebration have started.

Gosh, you nearly got me started!! ;D ;D ;D
*Mandie*

 

[Forsure]

Hip Hip HIp Huray. Please help me celebrate and thank God. My application is celebrating it's birthday today. Exactly a year today my application was received by CIC. That means celebration have started.

lol

 

[Gabil]

@alpharm,
Hip hip hip, MR. Happy birthday, your next birthday will be a white one.

 

[Omo Naija]

Oma Gabil,

I can see your cic birthday is coming up next week.... Are there any plans for celebrations ?

Happy cic birthday Alpharm

we suppose wash am ooo 8)

@ alpharm,
Hip hip hip, MR. Happy birthday, your next birthday will be a white one.

 

[Gabil]

An igbo man on his dying bed surrounded by his family members. His last words to his wife. Nne, were is chukwudi?,in tears she replies,he is here. he goes on,were is chukwuebuka?,he is here,she replies. Adaobi nko?,she is here,chibuike?h e is here,she answers. In seriour pain he asked again wat of chikodi? He is here. . Wit his last breath,he exclaims. so na who una leave 4 my shop..

 

[Ikemba]

An igbo man on his dying bed surrounded by his family members. His last words to his wife. Nne, were is chukwudi?,in tears she replies,he is here. he goes on,were is chukwuebuka?,he is here,she replies. Adaobi nko?,she is here,chibuike?h e is here,she answers. In seriour pain he asked again wat of chikodi? He is here. . Wit his last breath,he exclaims. so na who una leave 4 my shop..

Oma Gabil, you are getting ready for a title from IKEMBA NKE ABUO. Fire on brother, but make you take the same speed fire AVO for our MR 8) 8) 8). Where is your in-law ?

 

[Gabil]

@ Ikemba, me and mufu daughter no marry again , since additional family info no include inlaws. I been wan marry mufu daughter because of visa but I don change my mind. Gbam

 

[Gabil]

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop me o! "The driver nodded and then sheshouted again" my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded' YES MA.'
On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never blinked. They never knew that she doesn't know Benin. After several hours of driving and Lagos close by,with Benin about 4hrs behind, the poor woman then asked; 'driver you never reach
Benin ni?' ' Ooooh!! the driver exclaimed,Mama Benin is like 4hours behind us. The woman screamed and started crying "take me back to
Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"
After all said and done and considering the age ofthe woman, it was agreed, that the driver should turn back to Benin.On getting to Benin,
the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman to drop as she was already in Benin. The woman
simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachetof panadol, removed two tablets and
swallowed with the bottled water she was holding. She then smiled and said; ' Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2
tablets of panadol. Oya! Make we go Lagos.......... ..=D =)) .
I cannot laugh this alone......=D

 

[mandiebraxton]

When is there going to be a flurry of activities on this thread......it has been dormant for nearly 12 hours :'( And by activities, you know what I mean na

*Mandie*

 

[Alfpharm]

@ Mandie
Lets give the MI 1 till the end of this month for Accra to round up with them. Then we will have a blissful month of August to ourselves.