Hey! I got my case moving!
We received your application for Canadian citizenship (grant of citizenship) on April 7, 2015.
We sent you correspondence acknowledging receipt of your application(s) on June 3, 2015.
We started processing your application on June 24, 2015.
We sent you a notice on August 17, 2015 to appear and write the citizenship test on September 2, 2015 at 8:00 AM. The notice you will receive by mail will be your official confirmation of your appointment. If you have not received this notice prior to the date of your scheduled appointment, please contact us.
It's my birthday today, so I assume CIC made me a present!
Good luck to everybody!