So I went to see my MP today.... well.... my MP's "case worker" and when I told her I applied in February she hung up the phone (we were in queue) and said that she won't call until it's been 12 months, and that the special phone line they call (even says it's for members of parliament) won't give them any information once they see that my application is only about 5 months old.
Well that was a waste of time and energy.
That's strange. My husband and I stopped at our local MP office. Within an hour he had details about our application. He even told us "feel free to call anytime if you want a status update"