I called the call centre today as instructed by them a few weeks back to check on the processing of my application.
Here is how it went:
Me: I would like to check on the processing of my application.
agent: Sorry, I can't do that.
(I know, right)
me: Why not?
agent: I am not allowed to.
me: the voice prompts told me that I should hang on when I pressed 1 to check up on my application and that an agent would be happy to assist me. Are you not an agent?
agent: a recent policy change now prevents us from checking any applications if it has not exceeded the processing time.
me: I am sure that this is not accurate, this is one of the functions of your call centre.
agent: you can check the status of your application on our website.
me: That is not working, It clearly states on your website that some applicants might experience difficulties accessing their information, It is apparent that I am one of those applicants.
agent: I am sorry that "YOU" are having issues.
me: I am not having issues, your website is having issues outside of my control. I cannot check the status of my application online, neither can I have it checked by the call centre, so what option remains to me now?
agent: I can send you an email with instructions on how to attempt to resolve the technical issue. You can expect a response within 10 business days.
me: will that be a response on my application or the technical issue that "you" are having?
agent: The technical response.
me: well, unfortunately that doesn't help me at all.
agent: Im sorry but you need to be patient
me: I understand that but as you can imagine, this is grossly unacceptable...
then he said something about waiting another year before I should call back... this is where I decided to end the call for the fear that I might explode on the phone...
I am still in utter disbelief and cannot even make sense of what just happened...