HAHA! I seriously burst out laughing when I read this! Quite honestly, I was observing the pattern of timelines posted by applicants on trackitt.com Check it out. It really helps to determine how everything progresses per others' experiences. Everything upto PPR has a standard timeframe, but after that I don't think anyone can foresee/predict the next step! Cz this is when the real scrutiny starts. I think most imp. factor is to check relationship genuineness, then they do background checks based on immigration stamps on PP and other administrative checks! If ll goes well and if no other docs. are requested, my wild guess is visa is issued between 30-45 days!! All the best!
