The seven word story

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which the elf doctor liked very much

 

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He began licking my little green toes

 

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that made me laugh so hard that

 

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I peed in my brand new fur

 

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I peed my pants and the doctor

 

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to hide my embarresment, shout to everyone

 

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OMG, look a beaver, but was really

 

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wrestling with fur underwear, throwing a blanket

 

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over my green feet, he began to

 

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fumble in his pockets for his magic

 

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no wait, it was his fly, sorry

 

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but the zipper was caught on a

 

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piece of 'beaver' so he took a

 

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big sharp surgeon's knife and he nearly

 

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fainted because he didn't realize that