You are fairly ridiculous.
I don't make theories, I use hard facts and all you do is increase the frustration level of people by making them believe that CIC should have already dealt with their application (which is true) and that telling people who try to reassure them and prepare them for a long wait are just complotists who invent theories to defend the oh mighty CIC... (which is obviously false).
You are a true Don Quixote.
Read more carefully the processing time and at no point does it give you a timeline for your application, it gives a time line for the past processed applications. At some time it could be used as a prediction tool, however things changed, s*** happens and they implemented a new process that impacted negatively our applications. Well that's life and it sucks but using all your energy to fight it when all you do is complain and ask for people to be frustrated with you, walking along in the unhappiness of the application process, will not fix it, and will not help you (or others).
Did i guarantee that processing times will not change? no
If you look at the time people wait for their PR card after landing, the processing time means, there again, nothing, however if you look at the thread, you will see that you can predict fairly accurately the time people will get their cards based on the dozens of applicants who posted their landing date and the date they received their card.
I did the same with the processing time, using 3 or 4 topics you can see that today it takes pretty much 16 months for it to be processed.
Now you can scream, and cry and panic and be frustrated about it, that's your right, and i think at some point through this process we all go through such a time, CIC not giving much information doesn't help people be more patient as we all feel that they do not even look at our application and that maybe something is wrong with it.
But that will not help you, that will not solve anything and that will ultimately only make you unhappy and make people around you unhappy.
I am not working for CIC and have no interest in slowing down your application or ruining your life despite what you seem to think.
I offered a timeline and advise on how to face this difficult waiting period. Take it or leave it it is your choice but there is absolutely no idea of success or failure in this discussion and seeing it like that is just not going to get you anywhere...