On a casual note... LESSONS OF LIFE -Enjoy it's every Moment !!!

[Iceberg7]

Hey Qorax,

Since I've been into this forum, I heard so much about you..& your reputation as an expert in immigration process matters touches the sky.

Reading this thread made me realize the kind "person" you are aside of being an "expert member".

Thanks for making up my day.

I wish someday I can meet u in person in Canada

Have a nice day.

 

[aaycee]

hey qorax
u have started a very lively thread...it makes a person free from difficulties and tensed situations of immigration.U have always been a very motivating and supporting person...!!!!!!
Thanks for being here for all of us!!!!!!

 

[qorax]

Change the Way U Look@Your Problems

A millionaire was bothered by severe eye ailment that hampered his business. So, he consulted many specialists, took various treatments, was on heavy doses of medication; but the problem persisted.

At last he summoned a monk, who was supposed to be an expert/authority in treating such ailments. The monk understood his problem & suggested that for sometime he should concentrate looking at things Green. He shouldn't be seeing anything bright or vivid or other colors.

The millionaire caught hold of his staff, spent an enormous amount on painting the entire surroundings in Green color. Thereon, anything & everything purchased was in Green. Even his staff, family, friends et all were needed to sport Green Clothes. Everything was uniformed GREEN.

Soon, he felt better; sometime on he was cured...

So, he again summoned the monk, to pay his gratitude...

As the monk entered his premises, his staff ran around to drape the monk in Green (remember monks wear Red/Orange robes) & that'd be vivid, lest their master gets his aches back.

The monk laughed, "if only Sir, u had purchased a pair of Green Glasses, worth just a few dollars, u could have saved these walls, assets, furnitures et all, & could save a fortune as well, besides the discomfort of others & the colors of this beautiful world." He mused, "u cannot paint the planet to your color, can u?"

Let us change our Perception, the way we Look@things. And the world will appear accordingly. It's foolish to shape the world. Let's shape ourselves first. Let's change our Vision! Think Simple, Live Simple!!!

What do ya say, my good men?
Qorax

 

[rocky272727]

Qorax Keep up the spirit.

 

[canada001]

Nice, thx!

 

[BlueRobin]

This thread is hilarious ;D My favorite so far is "egg in the kitchen" joke from Canadian4U, although I have not read all the jokes. Special thanks to Qorax for starting this thread. It is like a oasis in the desert. Some of the posts are quite inspiring, some make me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts. Keep it coming folks.

 

[sanjeevindia]

Change the Way U Look @ Your Problems

A millionaire was bothered by severe eye ailment that hampered his business. So, he consulted many specialists, took various treatments, was on heavy doses of medication; but the problem persisted.

At last he summoned a monk, who was supposed to be an expert/authority in treating such ailments. The monk understood his problem & suggested that for sometime he should concentrate looking at things Green. He shouldn't be seeing anything bright or vivid or other colors.

The millionaire caught hold of his staff, spent an enormous amount on painting the entire surroundings in Green color. Thereon, anything & everything purchased was in Green. Even his staff, family, friends et all were needed to sport Green Clothes. Everything was uniformed GREEN.

Soon, he felt better; sometime on he was cured...

So, he again summoned the monk, to pay his gratitude...

As the monk entered his premises, his staff ran around to drape the monk in Green (remember monks wear Red/Orange robes) & that'd be vivid, lest their master gets his aches back.

The monk laughed, "if only Sir, u had purchased a pair of Green Glasses, worth just a few dollars, u could have saved these walls, assets, furnitures et all, & could save a fortune as well, besides the discomfort of others & the colors of this beautiful world." He mused, "u cannot paint the planet to your color, can u?"

Let us change our Perception, the way we Look @ things. And the world will appear accordingly. It's foolish to shape the world. Let's shape ourselves first. Let's change our Vision! Think Simple, Live Simple!!!

What do ya say, my good men?
Qorax

That is absolutely great.

 

[lakhvinder.kaur]

Coffee --- good example‏.

A group of Computer Engineers, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.

Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups made of Porcelain, Plastic, Glass, Crystal, some ordinary looking, some expensive, some exquisite.



He told them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in their hands, the professor said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap looking ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.



What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you



consciously went for the best cups and worse, you were eyeing each other's cups.

Now if life is coffee , then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."


So , don't let the cups drive you..., enjoy the coffee instead.

 

[Shrestha]

Coffee --- good example‏.

A group of Computer Engineers, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.

Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups made of Porcelain, Plastic, Glass, Crystal, some ordinary looking, some expensive, some exquisite.



He told them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in their hands, the professor said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap looking ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.



What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you



consciously went for the best cups and worse, you were eyeing each other's cups.

Now if life is coffee , then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."


So , don't let the cups drive you..., enjoy the coffee instead.

Kaur,

Good one. However we know, its easier said than done, to accept the fact.

 

[Canadian4U]

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."

He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"

"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"

 

[sanjeevindia]

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."

He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"

"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"

lol. can't help it. ;D

 

[Canadian4U]

How to take care of your wife:

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-10)


HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

 

[Iceberg7]

Canadian4U..

That was really hilarious..hahahahaha

"Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT"..awesome..hahahahahahahaha

 

[qorax]

How to take care of your wife:

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played...

Man, that was very educative?
Good one...

...Sorry LK! <just in jest!

 

[lakhvinder.kaur]

haha......!
Good one!
ok wat about men? huh....


How guys select the girl they want to marry.....
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover . She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.


She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man is impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much .


Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much .


Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.


Guess which lady he chose to marry?



Think like a man . . ..




He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

Men are Men.... Obviously!!!

;D