On a casual note... LESSONS OF LIFE -Enjoy it's every Moment !!!

[Canadian4U]

LOVE STORY OF AN ENGINEE STUDENT ​

I was in 12th

she was in 12th

I got B . E She got BCA

I was doing B.Tech

She got MBA

I was preparing 4 M.TECH enterance

She got married

I m doing M.TECH

She's d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D

Her daughter is in 1st std.

I became DOCTRATE

Her daughter passed 10th,

I have joined job.

Her daughter joined college.

The greatest irony-

Today is my ENGAGMENT & her daughter is my FIANCEE.

AGLE JANAM Commerce lunga.....

 

[qorax]

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[Canadian4U]

Dedicated to all my friends who are waiting desperately for ecas status change/VISA. Let's enjoy the life wherever we are right now... Life is so beautiful :

Enjoy!!!!!!

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
a. Tele-Phone b. Tele-Vision c. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

5. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.(This is the best ONE)

7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

10. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

 

[qorax]

Nice ones there, C4U.
Nos. 8-10 were actually having a deep insight.

 

[shibuya]

Why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky

Today is Friday the 13th—considered to be a day of bad luck according to tradition, and now researchers have explained why is it so.


Some age-old facts linked with Friday the 13th are:


1 It is a curious quirk of the Gregorian calendar that the 13th of the month is more likely to fall on a Friday than any other day of the week.


2 In fact, in any 400 year period, there are 685 Monday the 13ths, 685 Tuesdays, 687 Wednesdays, 684 Thursdays, 688 Fridays, 684 Saturdays and 687 Sundays.


3 In Spain and Greece, they consider Tuesday the 13th to be unlucky, reports the Daily Express.


4 Fear of Friday the 13th is known as paraskevidekatriaphobia.


5 The number 13 has been viewed as unlucky since ancient times and Friday has been seen as inauspicious since the 14th century.


6 Yet Friday the 13th was never seen as specially scary before the middle of the 19th century.


7 Four of the 12 Friday the 13th films were released on Friday the 13th.


8 Finnish researchers in 2004 claimed that men are no more likely to die in traffic accidents on Friday the 13th than on other Fridays…


9. …but Finnish women have a two-thirds greater chance of getting killed in a Friday the 13th crash.


10 There is always at least one and at most three Friday the 13ths in any year.

 

[qorax]

The last "Friday, the 13th" movie I saw (in the mid 80s) blew my socks off. I still remember scenes of that movie, which gives me the shudders till date. And man, it was more scary than the latest string of "Final Destinations"... Any day!

Happy viewing!
Qorax

Ps.: Yes, today it is the 13th & a Friday... & I'm going to lie-low, as usual.

 

[capriraj]

> It seems everybody want to have a break from this frustrating period of our lives, waiting for something to happen. Even the granddaddy of all Mr Qorax has also decided to boost our morals with a wonderful story.

Thnx Capt. You never fail to lift us when we are in despair. When it happens, and we reach to Canada I sure would like to invite you over a cup of tea, if only you give me that privilage I will be honored.

@Strawberry, are very sweet in the UK at this time of the year. Enjoy Mate!!

 

[qorax]

Thanx Raj.

 

[Canadian4U]

Stress buster. Enjoy!!!!​

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!


**********

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


**********


How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


*********

Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

*********

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

*********

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .


**********

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


***********

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.


************

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.


************

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

 

[Canadian4U]

Sorry guys it is in hindi but really hillarious... It's from the all time hindi favourite movie named "SHOLAY"​

Title : Kitne admi​

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 AA sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba : Sardar Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..

 

[qorax]

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[Canadian4U]

Attitude ​

Dedicated to all my fellow forum members waiting for VISA/Medicals/AOR's​

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?"
So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?"
So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.
"Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YEA!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"

Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Live simply,

Love generously,

Care deeply,

Speak kindly.......

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.

It's about learning to dance in the rain.

 

[immigrantapplicant]

Time is like a river...
You can't touch the same water twice,
because the flow that ................ you are the reason behind it !
Qorax

Really nice. May I share it with my friends

 

[immigrantapplicant]

Dedicated to all ........ is built for" - Albert Einstein

hahaha

 

[qorax]

May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

-Irish Blessing