On a casual note... LESSONS OF LIFE -Enjoy it's every Moment !!!

[lakhvinder.kaur]

Heart is a Beautiful Garden
Once a junior school teacher asked her students to bring some potatoes in a plastic bag to school. Each potato will be given name of the person whom that child hates. Like this , the number of potatoes will be equal to the number of persons they hate. On decided day the children brought their potatoes well addressed. Some had two, some had three and some had even five potatoes.
The teacher said they have to carry these potatoes with them everywhere they go for a week. As the days passed the children started to complain about the spoiled smell that started coming from these potatoes . Also some students who had many potatoes complained that it was very heavy to carry them all around.
The children got rid of this assignment after a week , when it got over, the teacher asked ,”How did you feel in this one week?”. The children discussed their problems about the smell and weight. Then teacher said, this situation is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people. This hatred makes your heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred in your heart everywhere you go.
If you cannot bear the smell of spoiled potatoes for a week, imagine the impact of the hatred that you carry throughout your life, on your heart?”

MORALE:
Our heart is a beautiful garden that needs a regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.
Forgive those who have not behaved with you as expected and forget the bad things. This also make room available for strong good things.

 

[Canadian4U]

Qorax & Lakhvinder.Kaur... Thanks for such a wonderful posts.

Here's another one :

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.

Train is about to leave the station.

All passengers are settling down their seat.

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy andcuriosity.

He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son. They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.

Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train".

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man.

"Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son."

Old man said, " Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life".

Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts".

 

[sifarsen]

Qorax & Lakhvinder.Kaur... Thanks for such a wonderful posts.

Here's another one :

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.

Train is about to leave the station.

All passengers are settling down their seat.

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy andcuriosity.

He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son. They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.

Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train".

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man.

"Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son."

Old man said, " Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life".

Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts".

This was indeed a very touchy one..nice post bro..

 

[zsashimi]

Dedicated to Capt. Qorax

A man once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby.
Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?"
"No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked.
"There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work.
"Where are you going to install the idol?"
The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high.
"If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked.

The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."

The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not.

"Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excel at a task today - not necessarily for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction.

"Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excel at a task today - not necessarily for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction. ==> Very well said

 

[Canadian4U]

"MISTAKES" : What they actually mean
(People like me, working in a corporate, can understand below message in better way)

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a "New Style"


If a driver makes a mistake, It is a "New path "

If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a "New Venture"

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a "New Law"

If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a "New Invention"

If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a "New Fashion"

If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a "New Theory"

If our boss makes a mistake, It is a "New idea"

If an employee makes a mistake, It is a "Mistake"

 

[sunny1975]

Test your knowledge…Quiz your Kid’s…Have some fun!

How much do you know and remember about great country?

Complete the quiz, check to see how you scored and then compare your answers.

1. What are Canada’s two national sports?
A. Ice Hockey, Basketball
B. Baseball, Tennis
C. Basketball, Lacrosse
D. Lacrosse, Ice Hockey
2. How many lakes are there in Canada?
A. Unknown
B. 500 thousand
C. 1 million
D. 5 million
3. Who was the first Prime Minister of Canada?
A. Alexander Mackenzie
B. John A. MacDonald
C. Louis Riel
D. Wilfred Laurier
4. Canada has two national symbols. What are they?
A. Beaver & Maple Leaf
B. Maple Leaf & Moose
C. Beaver & Grizzly Bear
D. Moose & Salmon
5. Canada has the longest covered bridge in the world (1,282 feet long). Where is it located?
A. West Montrose, ON
B. La Sarre, QE
C. Gold River, BC
D. Hartland, NB
6. What university developed the world's first anti-gravity suit?
A. University of Toronto
B. Simon Fraser University
C. University of British Columbia
D. Queen’s University
7. Andrew Bonar Law was the only Canadian ever to do what?
A. Win the Indianapolis 500
B. Serve as Prime Minister of Great Britain
C. Board the MIR space station
D. Win the Tour De France
8. How many National Parks are there in Canada?
A. 84
B. 25
C. 40
D. 60
9. In which year did Canada adopt the metric system?
A. 1975
B. 1985
C. 1967
D. 1970
10. How many time zones are there in Canada?
A. 6
B. 8
C. 4
D. 5
11. What is the highest mountain in Canada?
A. Mount Forbe
B. Mount Logan
C. Mount Kitchener
D. Mount Lefroy
12. What is the longest river in Canada?
A. Fraser River
B. St. Laurence River
C. Mackenzie River
D. Red River
13. What is Canada's most northern island?
A. Queen Charlotte
B. Ellesmere
C. Victoria
D. Baffin
14. Which of the following authors is not Canadian?
A. W.O. Mitchell
B. Margaret Atwood
C. A.A. Milne
D. Michael Ondaatje
15. Which Province has the largest concentration of moose in North America?
A. Alberta
B. British Columbia
C. Newfoundland
D. Quebec
16. When was “Oh Canada” proclaimed as Canada’s national anthem?
A. 1870
B. 1935
C. 1980
D. 1999


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10.A
11.B
12.C
13.B
14.C
15.C
16.C

 

[yukon]

Why Indian Students are attacked abroad.............?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up:? ' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history
than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the
top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar
said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, September 4th, 2008'.

 

[Canadian4U]

Why Indian Students are attacked abroad.............?

Good one.

 

[sanjeevindia]

 

[yukon]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced
altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and
shouted, "Excuse me Sir, can you help me? I promised a friend, I would
meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."



The man below replied,"You' re in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."



"You must be an engineer", said the lady balloonist.



"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"



"Well", answered the lady in the balloon, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been
much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."



The engineer below responded, "You must be in Top Management."



"I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know?"
"Well", said the Engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where
you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep,
and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."

 

[Canadian4U]

D/All - I am really sorry as the below message is in Hindi but can't stop myself :

[size=10pt]Extremely Focused Very Very Focused [/size]

Teacher : Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student : Shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher : Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge ?.....
Student : Dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher : Oh, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge ?
Student : Dulhan
Teacher : IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge ?
Student : Bahu launga
Teacher : Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai ?
Student : Pota (Grand Child)
Teacher : He Bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai ?
Student : Hum do humare do ...!!!!!!

 

[sanjeevindia]

lol ;D

 

[qorax]

D/All - I am really sorry as the below message is in Hindi but can't stop myself :

[size=10pt]Extremely Focused Very Very Focused [/size]

Teacher : Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student : Shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher : Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge ?.....
Student : Dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher : Oh, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge ?
Student : Dulhan
Teacher : IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge ?
Student : Bahu launga
Teacher : Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai ?
Student : Pota (Grand Child)
Teacher : He Bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai ?
Student : Hum do humare do ...!!!!!!

Hindi or otherwise... Man that was hilarious to the core!!!
Can't stop LOL.

 

[qorax]

Why Indian Students are attacked abroad.............?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up:? ' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history
than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little *censored word*. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the
top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, 'Oh *censored word*, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar
said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, September 4th, 2008'.

Awefully funny, Yukon... And has a morale too... Good One!

 

[Canadian4U]

Hope you enjoy reading this one.

Thoughts from Man's heart

Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?


Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going?


Thought 3
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :

'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ...' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.'

The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . But not the poor Groom!!!


And now the Best one. . . . .


Thought 4
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will die.'

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.

'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the Hell were you when I got married?'

Enjoy...... The married life.....................