I'm really struggling to figure out the discrepancy in processing times here.
andrewhl did it with urgent processing (to get healthcare coverage for a child) and of course they received it and turned it around quickly.
Goshojosh06 and I both applied non-urgent. About one month from date of receipt to AOR and about another month to go in processing/approved same day processing had started. Gosho and I both had fathers born in Canada (according to post history) and we were both born in the US (again according to post history)
Both of you (Dan in Wisconsin & hawk39) had parents born in Canada and were in turn born in the US yourselves. So why do you get "in processing" and then wait a month or more and still not have approval same day? It really doesn't make any sense.
This is the checklist that was by the processors at CIC as of October 2014 (so it doesn't reflect the 2015 Citizenship act changes). Scenario 3(1)(b) Non-mennonite - Born before C-37 is what would apply to hawk39. The processing list isn't that hard - if you don't have anything weird you can get down the checklist pretty quickly, which is why I suspect GoshoJosh06 and I got approved the same day processing started. (For Dan, the guide may not apply due to 2015 citizenship act changes - it looks like his scenario would be 3(1)(g) and on the basis of circumstances would probably be sent to IRCC Program Support for more processing).
Hawk39: I know the guide says to wait before calling, but if you get a sympathetic agent they might be able to give you a better idea of what's going on...