Argh! My theory (of many...

) is that they assign application files in small chunks/batches to officers, which is why they sort of generally follow the same timelines, but not exactly. If your officer is getting slowed by a couple of complicated ones, it ends up delaying you too. I'm sure your eligibility will go lightning quick once they actually get to it, though, and you'll make up the difference. At the end of the day, CPC-M is still processing things at an insane pace, so it's really all relative. (Also, love your stat-based answer, as always!

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