How my hands itch to send

and type congratulatory messages!
Oh thou AVO, our people have tarried too long in the PER state, it is time to cross over to the realm of MR
Oh thou AVO, thou shalt not withhold nor delay PPR from the MR holders
Hear me oh AVO, behold the vision is for an appointed time and now it is; that your gates be opened and the flood of MRs and PPRs sweep this forum
That all may be soaked and drenched in positive updates
Thou shalt not withhold that which is good for your people
Make haste and tarry not in the delivery of good tidings.
And to thou pending PER, MR and PPR
How long shalt thou be comfortable in the hands of your host?
Dost thou not know that your final abode rests with those whose names and emails you bear?
Hurry now, pack your baggage with no anxiety-causing additions and squirm so much that your host would send you right 'home' where you belong
Oh, how your owners eagerly await your arrival!
Welcome in advance, drums are rolling, fingers are waiting, smileys are eager, hearts are expectant...
Celebration awaits you!