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[Gabil]

my naija people ,
just say make I share this joke with una because laff wan kill me...........

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: ........Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

 

[Omoelle]

Elders oooo


When sending d update should dere be a covering letter in reference to their mail

Or if there is a form pls upload link for me...

In short just direct me on how.......


Ese pupo

 

[thejackson]

Omo

Please include a cover letter and itemized the document enclosed

Congrats and best of luck

 

[Omoelle]

Omo

Please include a cover letter and itemized the document enclosed

Congrats and best of luck

Thx sweets

 

[Busy-Bee]

Hi Omoelle,

All u need to do is ask ur banker for ur 12 months statement of acct but must be on the bank's letter head stamped and endorsed.

U'll also need to show notarized documents (share certificates, government concert of landed property, etc).

And like u've been rightly advised just go for DHL, in the next 24hrs ur documents would be received by Akoto Solomon, this I've gone thru.

Shalom.

 

[Busy-Bee]

Hi forumites,

Pls I need some clarifications on payment to accra, I read sometime ago on the thread some members said with gtb domiciliary acct it is

settled. I made an inquiry from gtb and I learnt one can only make us dollars transaction at both ends. Do accra receive us dollars for

landing fees? Pls ur prompt response will make me sleep without aid.

 

[spicey]

hey mandIe,
you know you are my role model on this forum, (mama Ig, emo, spicey ,ezinne , papas and mamas make una no vex oooooo)so if you ask me to wait, I guess I have no choice. Lol

THIS IS FOR YOU AND MANDIE

 

[modelarry]

I key into that annoiting oooooo

Can you recommend a courier (DHL or UPS)

Infact am jogging dere now ;D

Greetings everyone

@omoelle, you can use FEDEX.They are also very good,trackable and actually cheaper than the two options you mentioned.

 

[spicey]

GOOD NIGHT ALL!

 

[Kcsider]

my naija people ,
just say make I share this joke with una because laff wan kill me...........

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: ........Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ hummmmmm Na waaahooo!!!!!!!!

 

[omoba7]

my naija people ,
just say make I share this joke with una because laff wan kill me...........

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: ........Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

hmmm. speechless.

 

[Naija Pikin]

Pa Seglad et all well meaning elders,



The other time when I wrote just a line, and the person in question felt slighted jokingly......I was ashamed of mysef and had to PM the person immediately. Infact Pa Naija Pikin picked me up. I followed up with a telephone call not because the person is gonna beat me or .....but for the relationship to forge ahead smoothingly. The person was so moved and today, if I need something...omo na sharp sharp.

Pa'Right please to the highlighted line in your last post and answer me sharp sharp o!, ''IF YOU NEED SOMETHING LIKE WHAT?

Pa'Right please refer to the highlighted line in your last post and answer me sharp sharp o!, ''IF YOU NEED SOMETHING LIKE WHAT? ???

 

[Right]

Pa'Right please refer to the highlighted line in your last post and answer me sharp sharp o!, ''IF YOU NEED SOMETHING LIKE WHAT? ???

Pa Naija Pikin, BSc (1st class) Hons, BCCB. I hail o! It's not what and who you think o. The person am talking about is a MAN .... ;D ;D Pa.......I don't want to name name.

Even if na she...If I need information na sharp sharp she dey give me. Am sure your temperature don rise. Which one be your own?

 

[Right]

Pa Naija Pikin,

Abeg I need party o. I don dey doll mysef o. lol ;D

 

[Naija Pikin]

Pa Naija Pikin, BSc (1st class) Hons, BCCB. I hail o! It's not what and who you think o. The person am talking about is a MAN .... ;D ;D Pa.......I don't want to name name.

Even if na she...If I need information na sharp sharp she dey give me. Am sure your temperature don rise. Which one be your own?

Pa' Right my temperature no rise at all , I know where you are coming from, and where you wan end too , Remember what I said a long time ago; go back to my earlier posts, remember when my ecas was showing RTBS?, there was confusion on the forum. That status never change o! 8), I no fear at all, no shaking!.
Infact that party you ask for, I agree 100%, we need to warm up the house, all the vex vex don too much, I am donating one big ram , and 10 cartons of Chairman, Babe Ig abeg take note. I am also inviting Ezinne (sweet mother) with a special bottle of MOET champagne, @ Sweet mother, biko ozugozie nnem, wetuo obi :-*