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[Tagum-N.B.]

Its not a wonder Gort went over to the tagalog forum and bothered them, a person can sit here an hour b4 some one will reply so you can intagonize them : : now that i think of it, i know why gort removed the IMM00006969, none of her relatives could stand him,,,,they didnt want any part of him. 8) 8) 8) The best place for them was to be left in the philippines, halfway around the world from him 8) 8) 8) 8) And the answer to why he stayed in the hotel and did not stay in her uppyteskirt house and paid out so much money,,,,,the maids wouldnt let him,,, they would quit

 

[CanadianJeepGuy]

I hope so too, Tagum.. a remed and you are on the home stretch.. tell your wife to get out the weed whacker

I don't think its the weeds she'll be whacking.

 

[kickkass]

Yeah, he isn't doing the process right. If you follow the GortMethod(TM) you can be done in 7 months! To do it right you should be on your back, kicking and screaming, stopping occasionally to come here to rant and moan about how long it is taking. In those posts you must include at least 5 of the following:

- You are a Canadian citizen
- PRs should not be allowed to sponsor family
- if PRs are allowed to sponsor then citizen apps should have preference
- That everyone in the tagalog threads should be speaking English
- You paid the normal fees all up front, so your app is supposed to be faster than everyone else's
- You forced your wife to not list dependents so your app should be faster
- If you can't have sex with your spouse then Kenney/CIC staff should also not be allowed
- You are cancelling your app cause you miss sex
- You are cancelling your app, divorcing, and finding a new woman in <insert nearest city>
- The whole process is a joke
- Most here don't deserve fast processing, but YOU do
- You spent a lot of money on extravagant expenses, but it is all CICs fault
- Manila has a TRV scam for $75, they never grant any and they know in advance they won't
- TRVs are processed faster which is unfair
- They are all out for your money
- Your spouse is more important than <insert name>'s spouse
- Your spouse is more important than everyone else's spouse
- <insert name>'s situation isn't as deserving of attention as yours
- Nobody's situation isn't as deserving of attention as yours
- <insert group> should/shouldn't be allowed <insert civil right>
- <insert number> of people in my/our lives have died and it is CICs fault
- My taxes pay their salaries so they should process me faster
- I should be allowed to not pay taxes because I have to wait
- I'm <insert age> she's <insert age> (means you are more entitled to be processed faster.

Be sure to separate all incoherent ramblings with the proper number of "...".

I hope I got them all. Oh, and most important, don't complain or get off your butt to do any inquiry with CEM or your MP or order GCMS notes on your own. Just rant here and annoy everyone and watch the GortMethod(TM) work its magic!

Start doing this and you will see a difference immediately! And if you act now the usage fees will be waved. Just tell everyone you used the GortMethod(TM) so we can get some word-of-mouth advertising.

LOL

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

I don't think its the weeds she'll be whacking.

STEPH has got a big job ahead of her today, can u just imagine her getting out of bed and going to the bathroom ;D ;D ;D standing there in front of the mirror NAKED her eyes swollen and blood shot from the 2 liters of wine she drank last nite with my Jonsered portable hedge trimmers in her hands ??? ??? and hair hanging to her knees what a site ,,,,,,,,,,,,I just hope she doesnt plan to trim to close to the roots,,, that machine can cause major damage :-* :-* I did tell her not to give me another oppurtunity

 

[CanadianJeepGuy]

Hey....I'm eating breakfast here.....

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

Hey....I'm eating breakfast here.....

Its all in your mind, i did not say anything tasteless,

 

[CanadianJeepGuy]

Its all in your mind, i did not say anything tasteless,

Ok...I'm done. You are in the clear until those west coaster start waking up.

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

Ok...I'm done. You are in the clear until those west coaster start waking up.

Im going to play it safe all day im going fishing, no cell reception or wifi out in the WILD BUSH

 

[CanadianJeepGuy]

Im going to play it safe all day im going fishing, no cell reception or wifi out in the WILD BUSH

LOL......Fishing in the bush eh? That explains all your kids.

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

LOL......Fishing in the bush eh? That explains all your kids.

No, seriously me and my 6year old, off to the brook to do some major drowning of worms,,,who cares if we catch any,we will enjoy it.

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

Haha.. what a coincidence. I have a job to finish today that requires a Bushmaster.. Yes, Bushing.. Not what you think Come to think of it, it would make a great murder weapon. Tagum is lucky he's 4 timezones away.

Jeep Guy will get that one..

Enjoy your baloney Tagum

I had to replace bushings b4,,,,its amazing how its always got to be replaced with a bigger size,,,,damn thing always overheating and wearing out. They say its from lack of lubrication. Now i just get the whole new body assembly with the original parts.

 

[Steph C]

I had to replace bushings b4,,,,its amazing how its always got to be replaced with a bigger size,,,,damn thing always overheating and wearing out. They say its from lack of lubrication. Now i just get the whole new body assembly with the original parts.

. aaaaand now you have a new wife! *drumfill*

 

[Steph C]

it looked like she was giving birth to Don Kings affro

almost spit out my soy chai latte

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

. aaaaand now you have a new wife! *drumfill*

I never thought about it like that.

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

Well i better get out of here, i dont like deleting my posts, but some of them take a long time to explain to my wife,,,,i quess its the reason jeepguy has to start off each nite where he left off, or cant understand anything. see ya all in 6 hours