I am now absolutely driven to accomplish this. And once I form my mandamus, I will post it here (with censored details) and explain, step by step, exactly how to file it on your own. I want every single person who is legitimately supposed to be a citizen to be able to drown the CIC in legal remedies since they don't take simple human respect and dignity serious enough.
I am, unfortunately, stuck with the Vancouver office, which, in my mind, is one of the worst centers to be dealing with. Thanks for your help man.