Farney Bhoy's jokes of the week. Putting us in a good mood for the week ahead. Enjoy!
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
arm.His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case
of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
