Dedicated to ryonomil
Poor Guys Go Drinking
Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar between them.
One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and had a
sudden inspiration. He spent the dollar on a hot dog. He threw the bun
away, and stuffed the hot dog down his underwear.
"We're gonna walk into the bar, order beers and drink them down. When
the bartender asks for payment, I'm gonna stick this hot dog out my fly
and you're gonna drop to your knees and start sucking on it. The
bartender will be so grossed out that he'll immediately throw us out of
the bar," said the guy.
They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm.
After the seventh bar, they were both extremely drunk. One of them
started complaining,
"Sheesh, I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my
knees."
His companion slurred, "You think you got problems? I lost the hot dog
four bars ago!"
Maybe he break into LVO office to check his file or do something to make the process faster
