Farney Bhoy's jokes of the week. Smile as LVO drives us round the bend!
So this neutron walks into a bar, orders a pint of lager and begins to open his wallet when the barman says, "For you, no charge!".
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."
"Pretentious? Moi?"
Q: What is invisible and smells like worms?
A: Bird farts!
2 cannibals are munching on a clown. one looks at the other and says "Yo, does this thing taste funny to you?"
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: Piiig...
Two turkeys are having thanksgiving dinner. One turkey asks the other, "would you like some more pumpkin pie?"
The other replies, "No thanks, I'm stuffed."
What did the gang member say when several houses fell on top of him?
"Get off me, homes"
Exit signs? They're on the way out!
Black Beauty? Now there's a dark horse!
Velcro? What a rip-off!
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'
