Farney Bhoy's jokes of the week. 11 months since PER and nothing since. Is the joke on me? Enjoy folks.
A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar and pisses in the pint.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies, "The piano player". The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey pissed in my beer?"
The pianist replies, "No, but if you hum it I'll play it."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet ... I don't know Y."
"I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad.
"My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."
Heard about the vet that has been carrying out botox injections .... well let me tell you it raised a few eyebrows!
Heard abour the dead chessplayer? He was board to death.
The Greeks have banned the export of Hummus and Taramasalata. It's the double-dip recession
