Good morning forum family, I trust everyone had a great weekend. Weather was real nice out west and snow is dropping thank god. Only another foot and a half of the white s--t and spring will be here.
Time to hear from little johnnie
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices little johnnie next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off of the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
Little Johnnie is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says, with admiration.
"Thanks," little johnnie says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices he has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." little johnnie says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.