Jamgirl
Champion Member
- Feb 13, 2012
- 33
- Category........
- Visa Office......
- Kingston, JA
- Job Offer........
- Pre-Assessed..
- App. Filed.......
- Oct. 19/11
- Doc's Request.
- Jan 8/13
- AOR Received.
- Dec.12/11
- File Transfer...
- Sp. Apr. Dec. 22/11 & Tr. Jan.25/12
- Med's Done....
- Aug.22/11 & Aug. 27/12
- Interview........
- Waived - In Process Dec 21/12
- Passport Req..
- Jan. 8/13
- VISA ISSUED...
- Feb. 1/13
- LANDED..........
- Feb. 2/13
The Jamaican Maid
The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband says so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cooks better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?
The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband says so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cooks better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?