Good afternoon forum family and I trust this finds everyone in great health and spirits. Congrats to all those have have gotten great news and welcome to our newbies, do stick and stay. Those headed down to catch up on some bam bam, do keep it down.
Charlie was on vac for a week and was praying you or your family were not involved in the mall fiasco when I heard the news. Happy as hell you're all getting hot weather out East, weather out here has been the $hits, pure pure rain as the Mrs would say.
Hearing all the chat about going down had me thinking about your future trips down after your spouses land. The excitement going on in our house and in JA about our trip next month is phenominal, I'd planned a surprise b'day party for the Mrs, the surprise lasted about 20 mins as had to involve some of her friends down there to set it up. It went from a casual affair for about 20 to a theme party for more than 50. Thier all planning outfits already. Also found out from experience it really pays to let your spouse go out and have some laughs with thier peeps without us tagging along, even though they insist you should make plans with some of your friends to do something. Remember I'm reffering to after they land and you go back down for visits, we all have too much time apart while we're waiting for the foil.
Well have a great week, keep those spirits high ;D
A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed my a$$", he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3 day 10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there is a knock at his door and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptous, athletic, beautiful babe dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business."
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost ten pounds, as promised.
So, he calls the company and orders from them their 5 day/ 20 pound program. As expected, the next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
He's after her in a shot. This girl is in great shape and it takes a while to catch her, but when he does, it's worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by far the best he's ever had. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another twenty pounds as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day/50 pound loss program. "Are you sure," asks the representative on the phone, "this is our most rigorous program..." "Absolutely," he replies. "I haven't felt this great in years!"
The next day there is a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you!"
....if its any thing i pray for is to hear from kingston on our special day...fingers crossed
