Yep, there's no VACs in Norway and the Canadian Embassy confirmed I'll have to go to, for example, Sweden, or any other country of my choice. They said biometrics cannot be obtained via, for example, the Norwegian Directorate of Immigration, it has to be a Canadian or Canadian-blessed office/agency/etc.
So, I'm aware that I'll have to make an appointment abroad and get it sorted there. I was hoping IRCC might somehow obtain biometrics from my passport (it's a biometrics one) or passport issuing centre in my home country, but I guess we're not that digitalized and connected yet.
Oh well, this whole process isn't easy, I was just not expecting hurdles and delays at nearly every step