Called CIC today. Haven't done that in a while, just thought I'd give it a try. I (SURPRISINGLY) got through on the first try. Reached a rather spectacularly unhelpful and not particularly friendly representative. I think he put me on hold for 3 minutes just to make me think he was actually doing something. He told me that my file was still in progress, that he couldn't tell me any more than that, that he couldn't ascertain whether or not my medical/police certificate have been received, that BOTH they are working on Oct 12 apps AND Stage 1 is six months. Then he also told me it would "be a few months" until they looked at my file.
So...stage 1 is "six months," even though Oct 12 was over 9 months ago. Okay.
And...stage 1 is "six months," even though they won't look at my file again for "a few months" (which will put me at a year for stage 1). Okay.
Apparently, in a few years, when I am a citizen, I should go to work for CIC. My fear of basic math will be absolutely NO barrier to employment there, plus I have a much friendlier phone voice than the "gentleman" I spoke with today. My english is already far better than his, and in a few years, my french will likely be fine, as well. HOORAY for career aspirations, lol.
I guess maybe I should draft up a letter for my dear, resistant, allergic-to-administration husband to translate into French to send to our MP. Not that I expect it to do any good. If it was just my app lagging behind, I would be very worried. As it is, most of us seem to be in the same boat. Maybe our MP can at least confirm that my medical results and police certificate are with my file. Blerg.