Nobdy is getting nominations....it is so depressing...lets have some fun...
People in US have started to hate H1B guys so much that they have started to write poems about them. I saw this poem on Wall Street Journal:
THE OUSTING OF THE H1-BEE!
(A satire / A jest)
Oh, my ex-job has stolen he!
How I hate that H1-Bee!
And in my anger I sing this ditty
And tell you all my litany!
Now I hate that H1-Bee!
Come now! He is darker than me!
And not deserving of “we the free” …
By what divine decree
Does he rob us of our “dignity”?
Now I hate the H1-Bee!
It does not matter if he’s good
Ethics is not for me to brood!
It’s quite okay to be rude
And make comments lewd
How I hate you, H1-Bee!
Doth not matter for how long
You have been in this country, belong?
“No more Greencard!” That’s my song …
Throw them out, the bloody throng …
How I hate the H1-Bee!
The country has enough worker bees,
And one great Queen … why! Me!
Lock down the Atlantic, the Pacific, the seas!
Leave empty stretches … at peace …
To hell with you … damn H1-Bee!
Oh, how you show me up at work,
You toil away, and I shirk.
Why should you play Spock,
When I can’t be Kirk?
Cut us both some slack, H1-Bee!
Now, I know that I have to retool
And must always keep my cool.
But politics always plays me the fool
And it makes me into an unthinking cruel.
Hence, make me look nice, just leave, H1-Bee.