For all the PUNJABIS

[aaycee]

@ ALL
Lao bai mitro main PUNJABIAN da AJ name roshan kar aya haan

DRIVE test da Written exam c aj,
2 parts c exam de
1. Traffic Signals 20 Quest
2. Traffis rules 20 Quest

Both sections vicho at least 16 theek chahide ne.
U can all guess k mainu aye nu 10 din hoye ne.
Te sara Traffic system INDIA ton ullat hai.

BUT my friends ,aj Drive Test Centre ch 69 persons ne exam ditta and only 3 cleared it

And guess who were they ?
1st one 32 years old Trucker living in Canada for 1 yr Score 20/20 and 19/20
2nd one HUNKER 10 days in Canada Score 20/20 and 17/20
3rd one Lady Bus Driver here for 9 years Score 19/20 anf 17/20


BURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWAAAADDD AGGYAAAAAA,
MIND IT ,They gave a small token (PEN hi c oh) for this speedy understanding of CANADIAN rules.

I hope u must feel proud of ur younger brother,
So I am now G1 Licence holder and can give DRIVE TEST any day and get my full licence named G Licence here.

NOTEEEE $125 ch Written Test possible hai te J hun main $75 deva te Drive Test clear kar lava then it Means only $200 Total for LICENCE .I think it is way cheaper than even in India.

KUDOS TO THE CHAMPION..!

 

[Naavy100]

hello friends

just attended the CIIP session at Chandigarh

oh god,,,so much of information,,,,so detailed versions

right from the assessment of ur credentials to the upgradation of ur education,,,,job search,,,interviews,,,,culture,,,,,I can go on and on and on

i am so so so lucky that i have attended it,,,u know friends they have given us like 300 weblimks,,,,and guess what all of them are concerned to me,,,

i mean there is nothing,,,NOTHING they have not covered

i m SORRY ,,but I PITY THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED AND WENT TO CANADA

veer g anybody who has got medicals and has not get invited should contact them and get ur invitationmmmPLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ ,,,I BEG U YAAR

tuhanu pata nahn tusin ki miss kar rahe ho

and guess what,,,,they have made an action plan for me coustomized to my own study and exp,,,they also sent my details to various departments,,,lke licencing bodies etc,,,AND THESE BODIES ARE ALREADY SENDING ME EMAILS and giving me a HELL LOT OF DETAILS,,,like I have to send my educationals through PTU jalandhar to ENGINEERSCANADA ,,,,

je main canada ja ke eh pata karda taan kaun bhejda mere docs

so all of u again,,,specially NAAVY bhaaji,,,,send them an email if u havnt yet

CIIP guys,,,i love u yaar,,,,THANKS FROM THE BOTTOMS OF MY HEART :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Ive attended both CIIP and Startright seminar in December ...and I am always in-touch of them .....my profession is not regualted is layi hale koi ena jada kam nai ....but CIIP guys are indeed very great ! ...

 

[hunker]

@ all well wishers

Thanks a million.

Ethe tusi jine jyada confident rahoge onne hi appne app nu bacha sakoge.Te 10 -15 dollars waliyaan jobs thousands ne .

I felt sad about 1 thing, Ethe agar main confidence nal gal karda haan taan PAKISTAN wale veer taal HUG karde ne te PUNJABI ch gappa marde haan,PAR salle apne bande "MAHA KANJAR NE" .KEHNGE "jyada na udd,ding jayenga"

But I promise u all those are all bloody LOSERS here with PHD etc stuff and worth nothing neither to INDIA nor to CANADA.

FLYING at lesser height means u have some HAWK above u in the clouds that can catch u in the blink of an eye.
But fly highhhhhhhhhhhhhhh above clouds and be a hawk urself.


@NAVII

Veer G ,dyan nal meri post pado .I said 6.5 Bands jaroori ne for ur son.So take care of it

 

[Naavy100]

@ all well wishers

Thanks a million.

Ethe tusi jine jyada confident rahoge onne hi appne app nu bacha sakoge.Te 10 -15 dollars waliyaan jobs thousands ne .

I felt sad about 1 thing, Ethe agar main confidence nal gal karda haan taan PAKISTAN wale veer taal HUG karde ne te PUNJABI ch gappa marde haan,PAR salle apne bande "MAHA KANJAR NE" .KEHNGE "jyada na udd,ding jayenga"

But I promise u all those are all bloody LOSERS here with PHD etc stuff and worth nothing neither to INDIA nor to CANADA.

FLYING at lesser height means u have some HAWK above u in the clouds that can catch u in the blink of an eye.
But fly highhhhhhhhhhhhhhh above clouds and be a hawk urself.


@ NAVII

Veer G ,dyan nal meri post pado .I said 6.5 Bands jaroori ne for ur son.So take care of it

matlab punjabia to bacho sade v kai frnds poori galan ni dasde ....pela ta chadayi kra denge fer ik puthi jahi gal keh k e sara maja khrab kar dinde aa ..

IELTS aali gal main padi nai ...thnx tusi dasta

 

[hunker]

matlab punjabia to bacho sade v kai frnds poori galan ni dasde ....pela ta chadayi kra denge fer ik puthi jahi gal keh k e sara maja khrab kar dinde aa ..

IELTS aali gal main padi nai ...thnx tusi dasta

HAHAHA
Right veer G.
Tension not,main sahi gal hi dasunga tuhanu.

 

[rajdeep]

ਹੌਲੀ ਚੱਲੋ ਅਗੇ ਦਿਲ ਤੰਗ ਹੈ
ਹੱਥਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੰਗਾ ਥੋੜੀ ਸੰਗ ਹੈ
ਸੱਜਣਾ ਦੇ ਚਿਹਰੇ ਦਾ ਹੁਣ ਹੋਰ ਹੀ ਰੰਗ ਹੈ

 

[charninder]

SSA to all Punjabis,

@ Hunker veer

Congrats on getting nice marks in the test. Thanks for your all informative posts. Keep it up.

 

[rajdeep]

ਚਾਰ ਅਮਲੀ ਇਕ ਮੁਰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਚੁਕ ਕੇ ਜਲਦੀ ਜਲਦੀ ਕਬਰਾਂ ਉਤੋਂ ਦੀ ਲੰਘ ਰਹੇ ਸੀ,,
ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਕਿਹਾ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਕਰੋ ਓਏ "ਥੱਲੇ ਮੁਰਦੇ ਨੇ"
ਅਮਲੀ:-ਜੇ ਥੱਲੇ ਮੁਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਤਾਂ ਉਤੇ ਕਿਹੜਾ "ਵਰਲਡ ਕੱਪ" ਚੁਕਿਆ 8)

 

[rajdeep]

ਨਾਸਾ ਨੇ 3 ਪੰਜਾਬੀਆ ਨੂ ਚੰਨ ਤੇ ਭੇਜਿਆ______
ਰਾਕਟ ਅਧੇ ਰਸਤੇ ਚੋ ਵਾਪਿਸ ਲੇ ਆਏ_____
ਪੁਛਣ ਤੇ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ___,"ਅਜ ਤਾ ਕੰਜਰੋ ਮੱਸਿਆ ਹੈ, ਚੰਨ ਤਾ ਹੋਣਾ ਈ ਨੀ"..

 

[rajdeep]

Amli ne ZOO main 3 zubaan bolne wala TOTA dekha. ..jo ENGLISH, hindi Or Punjabi... Bolta tha.....

Amli ne 3 zubaane TEST karne ke liye...TOTE se pucha..


Amli -> Who R U... ??

TOTA -> I am PARROT..




Amli -> तुम कोन हो... ???

TOTA -> मैं तोता हूँ..





(Now....apni Punjabi MAA BOLI.... )




Amli -> ਤੁੰ ਕੋਣ ਆ .... ?????

ToTA ->ਤੇਰੀ ਮਾਂ ਦਾ ਖਸਮ ਸਾਲਿਆ... ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰੀ ਸਮਝ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਓਂਦਾ.. ਮੈਂ ਤੋਤਾ ਹਾਂ...

Amli-

 

[rajdeep]

MAC_PAL Calls to Airport ::::::

" How long is the journey from PUNJAB to CANADA ? "

Receptionist :::::- " 1 second sir "
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MAC_PAL Dissconnect and Says :-

" Saali peg layi baithi hai " :::::::

 

[hunker]

Ethe mamla SNOWY SNOWY hai

Anyone reaching here ,be ready to get a car ASAP.

Job Interview da pehla question hi eh hunda hai.

Main 3 - 4 job interviews face kittiyan ne, MATHS TUTOR Diyaan.
SALLEEYAA nu app hi nai pat k CANADIAN SCHOOL CURRICULUM da MATHS ki hai,Kehnde asi book devenge DEkh k pada sakde o ?
I said book band hi rehan deo,I will still teach,
Pay for TUTORING is $ 16- 18.
But I denied as I am on things yet.I will not do any job earlier.

Aj main ik office te gya
$200 dene c
Main cash deta $10 de 20 notes TOTAL HOYE = $200
Ethe math ena vadiya hai lokan da k RECEPTIONIST mainu 10 notes mod k kenhdi Thx SIR
Matlab usne 10 wale da pata lag gya par kinne 10 wale jod k $200 eh nai pata lageya
(Eh office da experience c STORE te taan calculator hunde hi ne)

They are 0 in MATHS.
ETHE 5th class ch addition karna dasde ne that -+1 ki hunda hai .


In a store,
Main pucheya MAM PULSES are in 3rd column's 2nd row ?
She didnt got me and said Sir go straight then turn left ,again turn right and on ur left will be pulses Rack
DASOO EHH ki RECEPTIONIST HOYI ?



SOO all my VEERO ,ethe PUNJABIAN DA HI RAAJ NAI, As they are passionate as well as intelligent.

 

[Naavy100]

Ethe mamla SNOWY SNOWY hai

Anyone reaching here ,be ready to get a car ASAP.

Job Interview da pehla question hi eh hunda hai.

Main 3 - 4 job interviews face kittiyan ne, MATHS TUTOR Diyaan.
SALLEEYAA nu app hi nai pat k CANADIAN SCHOOL CURRICULUM da MATHS ki hai,Kehnde asi book devenge DEkh k pada sakde o ?
I said book band hi rehan deo,I will still teach,
Pay for TUTORING is $ 16- 18.
But I denied as I am on things yet.I will not do any job earlier.

Aj main ik office te gya
$200 dene c
Main cash deta $10 de 20 notes TOTAL HOYE = $200
Ethe math ena vadiya hai lokan da k RECEPTIONIST mainu 10 notes mod k kenhdi Thx SIR
Matlab usne 10 wale da pata lag gya par kinne 10 wale jod k $200 eh nai pata lageya
(Eh office da experience c STORE te taan calculator hunde hi ne)

They are 0 in MATHS.
ETHE 5th class ch addition karna dasde ne that -+1 ki hunda hai .


In a store,
Main pucheya MAM PULSES are in 3rd column's 2nd row ?
She didnt got me and said Sir go straight then turn left ,again turn right and on ur left will be pulses Rack
DASOO EHH ki RECEPTIONIST HOYI ?



SOO all my VEERO ,ethe PUNJABIAN DA HI RAAJ NAI, As they are passionate as well as intelligent.

ahahahaha Snowy Snowy

 

[hunker]

ahahahaha Snowy Snowy

BHAJI thand nai lagdi ethe cheti kitte,

T shirt ch rehanda banda in Home .

On the way taan safe rakhna paynda hai .But all is fine,

Tuhadi job theek chaldi hai ?





@ ALL
Jine v tusi professionals O,Please never use slangs like yeah.ya,yup,nope.neah,dad and so on .
Eh ethe normla life ch theek ne but not in OFFICES.

Te Okay theek hai par SECURITY line ch kehna "All right"

Hope it helps

 

[hunker]

@ ALL

Jehre v veera nu pata hai k CREDENTIAL EVALUATION jaroori hai
O pls mainu 10 days de deo COZ main ik link labya hai jithe eh free ho jande ne evaluate for PR new comers.
May be in 2 days time I will meet them.

And India ton na baithe KARVAUN lag jayeo. 30 days lag jane te COURIER etc pa k almost $300 ban jana.

Par j tikeya nai janda taan ICAS ton karvaeo as they dont ask for Original docs.They are satisfied with notarised ones.

Mind it, apna ik veham kado . Agar ICAS tuhade toon paise layndi hai taan eh na socheyo k o degrees/marksheets count kardi hai.
I mean fees is not according to number of degrees/papaers.
Ik jane de chahe 30 papers hoon fees same hi hai SO sari patari ban k bhejeo ena nu ,
10 - 15 days ch kar dinde ne ICAS wale