For all the PUNJABIS

[rajdeep]

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES..

Proof is,

After drinking..a Man..

1-Talks unnecessarily

2-Becomes extra emotional n

3-Starts fighting without reason

 

[rajdeep]

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk

 

[rajdeep]

Innocence at its best :



A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)



Dad : What happened son?
Kid : Dad, I cant adjust with your wife anymore!


I want my own wife.

 

[rajdeep]

Sharabii(BESTPAL)Called his Wife...Darling Mai aj ghar nahi aa sakuga,
Mei Car da Stering te Gear box sab Chori ho gya hai...

After 15 min...he called his wife again ..
he called," mai aa reha haa.....pehla Pichli Seat te baith gya c.."

 

[rajdeep]

Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"

Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."

Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."

Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."

Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "sat shri akal bulayo ji bhai border paar ho gaya 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

[NIRMAL]

FRIENDS, WHEN WILL 2004 APPLICANTS WHO APPLIED FROM NEW DELHI GET VISA? IT IS AROUND SEVEN YEARS PAST AND NO SIGNS OF MEDICALS.

 

[rajdeep]

DOGLOVER TO SHARMA77:CHAL RACE LAUNDE AA
JO JEETEGA OHNU HARAN VALA 1000 RS DAVEGE.
DOGLOVER:THEEK AA 22
PAR EK PROBLEM AA
SHARMA77:OH KI AA????????
DOGLOVER:MAINU RASTA NI PATA
SHARMA77:KOI NA 22 TU MERE PICHHE PICHHE AAI JAYI. ;D
DOGLOVER:THANK YOU 22 8) 8)

 

[harry12]

Apply SIN number that u get in a minute and SIN card will arrive by Mail in 10 days.
Apply health card, depends on ur landing province.
Open Bank Account ,that take just 5 minutes as well.Canada trust is the best bank here.


AHA 3 kum ne formailities ,rest all is ur will
Te PR card taan appe othe Airport te hi ho aap tuhanu address puchde ne k PR card kitte Mail kariye ,
So PR card appe apply ho jau.
Rest 3 cheeza layi go to the relevant offices.

Thnx hunker ji.......tuhadi diti hoi baki information vi sub lai bahut helpful ne.

 

[hunker]

Thnx hunker ji.......tuhadi diti hoi baki information vi sub lai bahut helpful ne.

U r welcome veer .

Today,im in my new accommodation and feels so nice here .
Aj temp -13 hoya c te hun -16 hai , Barf vekh k taan najare a janda hai .hahao

 

[rajdeep]

MAC_PAL:AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA


NAAVY:wo kaise?


MAC_PAL:aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya..!! ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

HUNKER: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

MAC_PAL: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

HUNKER: Kya naam hai.

MAC_PAL: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata¡¡ ;D ;D ;D

 

[Nadeem_jee]

Ai Medical request da Intezaar bara aukha ai veero... 6 maheenai ho jaan gai mainaun... Lagda ai kai London visa office chaita pul gaya ai!!!!!!!!!!!! lagda ai 8 maheenai teqer ainj hee intezaar kerna pai ga!!!!!!!

 

[rajdeep]

A man to Nadeem_jee

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Nadeem_jee rushes home and came back within

half an hour and slapped the man

and said:

“He’s not my friend.” 8) 8)

 

[rajdeep]

ਸਾਰੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਗਿੱਲ ਭੋਂਕਦਾ ਏ
ਰੱਬਾ ਏਦੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਕਾਲਾ ਕੁੱਤਾ ਬਣਾ ਦਿੰਦਾ
ਕਿਸੇ ਮਸੀਤ ਤੇ ਬਿਠਾ ਦਿੰਦਾ
ਆਉਦਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਰੋਟੀ ਪਾਉਂਦਾ
ਨਾਲੇ ਕਹਿਕੇ ਦਰਵੇਸ਼ ਬਲਾਉਂਦਾ

 

[rajdeep]

Daku Mangal Singh MAC_PAL ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao

MAC_PAL: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! 8) 8)