Your words just melt our hearts! To Xumbrega I hereby bestow the Future Citizens of Inconvenience Award, aka the Ted Cruz Award.
Canadian-bored [sic], Cuban-American Rafael Eduardo Ted Cruz may well have become the godfather of the Canadians of Inconvenience League, when he paid the nominal citizenship renunciation fee, submitted the form and only one photograph to the CIC, and patiently awaited the process of de-Canadianisation, upon which he declared that he "is pleased to have the process finalized" and that it "makes sense he should be only an American citizen." He was not subjected to any "4 out of 6" requirement.
Now Rafael is free to become a leader of the United States and/or Cuba. If ever (by failure to become a President of Convenience), he should decide to renounce his renunciation of Canadian citizenship, then I hope that the CIC will review any such application with due skepticism. At any rate, I extend an open invitation to Rafael, to visit our humble chat room, and to air his views and grievances as to the trials and tribulations of the Canadian of Inconvenience!
But wait, Xumbrega, there's more! Please at least wipe your feet, prior to treading upon the red carpet, welcoming you to the "States", which we have rolled out, just for you! We trust that you will find our Stateside accommodations satisfactory, and that you will not neglect to post such sentiments on Yelp.
But wait, there's even more, if you order within the next 4 out of 6 years! You do not need Canadian citizenship, in order to live, work, frolic and play in the primary world "States". You may elect to forego your application for Canadian citizenship altogether, thus allowing the CIC to process the application of a good faith future Canadian, in lieu of yours.
Please remember not to slam the revolving door on your way out of Canada!
Enjoy the sunshine and the moonshine, and don't forget to write, perhaps while waiting in an unemployment line, down south, in the "States".
As we say in our alternate medium of convenience "Bonjour! Bon Voyage!, et Bon Débarras!"