CHC, Islamabad Spouse Sponsorship Timeline 2009 -2010

[bestplace4u]

don't know brother

Just waiting

And pray to Allah for his mercy

InshaAllah it will be alright

 

[impulsive]

time to hit the sack.
Good night & Allah hafiz to everyone.

 

[raz.hz]

hello people !!!!

does the medical expire 6months or 1year? my wifeys medical was done in November 2010.
chc isb received my application march 4, should i be expecting any letter or anything from chc isb or are they just gonna keep processing ?
wat is CAIPS ?
wat is AOR ?

 

[raz.hz]

Job in CHC, Islamabad

Candidate goes to the CHC, Islamabad to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

Candidate says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

Candidate is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."

lmao

 

[DodgeCharger]

Job in CHC, Islamabad

Candidate goes to the CHC, Islamabad to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

Candidate says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

Candidate is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."

LMAOFF

 

[Green Green]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it.... Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

 

[mayena]

No WHY LOG OFF,, KEEP YOUR JOKES WITH YOURSELF ESPECIALLY,,, the one related to boys reading,,,

 

[bestplace4u]

No WHY LOG OFF,, KEEP YOUR JOKES WITH YOURSELF ESPECIALLY,,, the one related to boys reading,,,

why are u angry i dont post dirty jokes

 

[mayena]

hehehe,,, no not you,,, that other red bull uncle,,, once the girls from Canada wake up then they will also shout,,,

 

[Green Green]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

 

[redbull]

sorry mayena anty if i offended u in any way

 

[Green Green]

sorry mayena anty if i offended u in any way

Anty Uncle

 

[mayena]

Yeah you did ,, its okay,,,, the think is that we all girls and boys are Muslim and having same kind of culture which is embarrassing to tell such jokes while sitting in a family gathering, and the same here we can call ourselves family member.
Even better to not post so much jokes as those who are in problem and searching for good post which will solve their probs will have to go through the jokes,, lol,, its funny but still sometime it will look a bit annoying.

 

[mayena]

ohhhh you called me aunty,,,,,,,, ,,,, ohh nooooooooooooo,,, where are the girls help please,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[bestplace4u]

ohhhh you called me aunty,,,,,,,, ,,,, ohh nooooooooooooo,,, where are the girls help please,,,,,,,,,,,,,

GIRLS ARE SLEEPING i can help