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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Dr. Seuss
 
A father get problamatic because his daughter got pregnant and say to his daughter
Father:: Tikla(name of daughter) why u get pregnant u dont remember what i said to u.. If your boyfriend touch ur B_e_s_(top) you will say

DONT but if ur boyfriend touch ur lower u will say STOP..

TIKLA::response yes dad i did what u say to me but he touch me 1st to top and i said DONT then touch me on lower and i said STOP

so i said DONT STOP........

PG 18
 
locolynn said:
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Dr. Seuss
Nice Quote !
 
Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever

he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure.~~~Abraham Lincoln ~~~~
 
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony

"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"
 
Good morning my friend
It’s a new day
I hope things get better
For this I did pray
May all of your problems
Be out on their way
On this bright morning
That starts this new day...... :)
 
“To prosper in sin is the greatest tragedy that can befall a man this side of hell. Envy not such a one his pomp any more than you would a corpse his flowers.” - John Trapp

"Never send a Ferret to do a Weasel's job." - Budweiser T-Shirt
 
The most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well.
~~~~~~~~~Pierre de Courbertin~~~~~~~~
 
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
 
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.~~~Ambrose Redmoon~~~
 
Have a prosperous Diwali. Hope this festival of lights, brings you every joy and happiness. May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves life's best and so much more. Have a joyous Diwali !
 
Every one of us does render some service or other. If we cultivate the habit of doing this service deliberately, our desire for service will steadily grow stronger, and will make, not only our own happiness, but that of the world at large. ~~~~ Mohandas K Gandhi~~~~~
 
freedommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

by william wallace
 
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die
 
crisetphil said:
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die
Nice Quote :)