^ ^ ^ aisi statements sey ghar mein laraiyaan hoti hain ji ;)
more like "backyard mein nalka laga howa hai, pani 2 din se nahin aa raha, yeh raha tumhara ghara/vessel, ja ke paani bharo, shabaash, aur jabh ho jaye, toh garma garam chai lei ke family room mein aa jana, phir mein agla kaam...