On a more serious note, it is hard to tell, there is really no reliable data.
We have tracking spreadsheets that are crowdsourced by participants of this forum, but that is not official, and it is not clear how well the owners are keeping up with updating them. I tried requesting processing time data from IRCC stats department, but they haven't gotten back to me in over a month.
I am not sure if I will try to follow up shortly, or wait until after I get the oath and receive the citizenship certificate.
It appears that the general situation is that IRCC tries to process as many applications as it can in 12 months, and the ones that miss the mark are left to collect dust somewhere for a few months or years. Several months ago they reported that they process 80% within 12 months. The other 20% are out of luck, and I am not sure what is the order they are processed in. I think there was a lot of activity in December 2021 chats lately, but there are quite a few people from 2020 who are still waiting for LPP. So, maybe they process them last in first out, maybe there is just no order.