+1(514) 937-9445 or Toll-free (Canada & US) +1 (888) 947-9445

Just For Laughs :D

Cbn Cdn

Star Member
Aug 14, 2013
160
5
Category........
Visa Office......
Rome
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
Doc's Request.
October 9, 2013 [ ARC Requested ]
Interview........
Waived
Passport Req..
November 28, 2013
VISA ISSUED...
December 19, 2013
LANDED..........
January 18, 2014 :)
My wife came across this and found it fun for us to test ourselves. We had some great laughs ;D

Ask the experts what a genuine engaged couple should discuss before they get married and you'll probably hear something along the lines of "money, sex, and kids." Heck, that's even the name of one relationship book. With all due respect to the experts, soon interview applicants and spouses :), I think they may want to work on that list a little bit. Sure, those are all important. But what about the things carefully designed to drive husbands and wives up the wall and right through the ceiling? The tiny beard hairs left in the sink after a shave? The plates placed willy nilly in the dishwasher? Come on, ladies and gentlemen! It's time to settle the debates a genuine couple absolutely must have before the wedding:

1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll?

2. Would you prefer Cats? Dogs? Both?

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner?

4. Would you eat cold pizza: yes or no?

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday?

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray?

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed?

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off?

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard?

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day?

11. How about washcloths?

12. Road trip or flying?

13. What's the right thread count for sheets?

14. What brand of toilet paper?

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip?

16. Pepsi or Coke?

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display?

18. What is YOUR definition of camping?

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone?

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it?

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button?

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross?

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation?

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive?

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em?

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips?

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge?

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up?

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home?

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay?

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom?

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry?

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need?

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it?

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room?



:D 8) :D 8) :D 8)
 

Alurra71

VIP Member
Oct 5, 2012
3,238
309
Ontario
Visa Office......
Vegreville
App. Filed.......
07-12-2012
AOR Received.
21-01-2013
Interview........
waived
VISA ISSUED...
28-11-2013
LANDED..........
19-12-2013
I just realized that I was answering those questions as I read them. I was also answering them in my husbands voice.


If anyone asked us those questions "on the real" I fear they would not want to give me my PR but would however seriously entertain having Hubby and I both locked up "for our own safety" ;D
 

Line.a

Champion Member
Nov 23, 2010
1,272
30
Denmark
Category........
Visa Office......
CPC-V
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
09-02-13
AOR Received.
27-02-13
Med's Request
08-02-14
Med's Done....
15-03-14
Interview........
Waived!
Passport Req..
Waived!
VISA ISSUED...
OWP: 25-02-14
LANDED..........
23-07-14
LOL nice one! I think I am gonna note these down and see what we get out of it! I like Alurra71 answered those questions as I read them! :)
 

b4roness

Hero Member
Jun 12, 2013
208
6
Category........
Visa Office......
Vienna
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
16-01-2014
Doc's Request.
New Police Cert. 11-02-2014
AOR Received.
Sponsor Approval 19-02-2014
Med's Done....
Nov-2013
Interview........
January 22, 2015 - Vienna - FAILED - Appealing.
Passport Req..
Exempt
LANDED..........
In God's time.
HAHAHA i'm gonna answer these below because it's too hilarious. Maybe someone get's a kick out of it.
(i'm being super truthful so don't judge meeee!)

1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll? Over.

2. Would you prefer Cats? Dogs? Both? Pittie and bengal <3

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner? Does bacon go with maple syrup? Is 'The Grill' on The Queensway open 24/7?

4. Would you eat cold pizza: yes or no? If there's a blizzard out and 10 feet of snow so take-outs won't deliver, then yes. Bring on the rubbery goodness...

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday? We both wait. Sometimes.

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray? Can i have a dishwasher first?!?

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed? Clean. Ants. Bad.

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off? CAP ON. (I'm going to tattoo that on his forehead while he's asleep, in super permanent black sharpie...)

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard? ... another thing to tattoo onto his forehead...

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day? Unless laundry day is every day (oh heck no...) then nope. Love us some fresh fluffy towels <3

11. How about washcloths? Who uses those?

12. Road trip or flying? ROAD TRRRIIIIIIP! Which ends in fishing and a day's supply of Tim Hortons EVERYTHING.

13. What's the right thread count for sheets? Say what now? If it feels good and 100% cotton, it's going on our bed.

14. What brand of toilet paper? The one that's on sale. IT'S TOILET PAPER! (ok, maybe the plushier one is better. One word: COSCO.)

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip? People still eat Miracle Whip??? *shudder*

16. Pepsi or Coke? They both go good with Jack Daniels so no prejudice there...

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display? Oh heck no, we are not slaves to out house. If it's edible, it will be eaten.

18. What is YOUR definition of camping? I'll tell you when i get a chance to go, for the first time in my life.

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone? Renters ain't got no issues with this. Homeowners? Yall better turn that thermostat down or suffer the financial consequences lol.

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it? When i keep forgetting to take it out because there's 10 feet of snow out... that's when.

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button? Dogs/Kids = you will never get remotely close to having to hit the snooze button. Ever. In. Your. Life.

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross? Depends what you're looking for.

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation? Couple of weeks? Hours? Pack-your-bags-we're-going-fishing-now?

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive? If it's in the city, your rear better call that place days in advance... trust a New Yorker. We know...

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em? ILOVETHEMWOOHOOO!!!!!! (he HATES them. I don't care. lol)

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips? Just give me the damn chocolate bar....

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge? Until i get tired of trolling him by leaving less than half a glass in the carton...

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up? Clothes pins. What?

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home? I once had the lighter version of the swine flu in 2009. I stayed home for 12 days because THIS IS SPARTA. When he gets the MAN-cold? He's KNOCKED OUT/Hospitalized/"Honey i need soup" for a week. (did i mention he's built like a Viking?) <3

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay? Wherever the animals can't get to it.

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom? YES. And a spare PS3 as well.

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry? FOLD. FOLD EVERYTHING. ocd.

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need? List. Or we'd both be like deer lost in headlights at the store.

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it? O.C.D. Nuff said.

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room? Heck no. And stab yourself on it later by accident? I might as well step on a lego. (Ok, no, nothing is worse than stepping on a lego. You don't know pain until you have. Child birth doesn't count.)
 

Alurra71

VIP Member
Oct 5, 2012
3,238
309
Ontario
Visa Office......
Vegreville
App. Filed.......
07-12-2012
AOR Received.
21-01-2013
Interview........
waived
VISA ISSUED...
28-11-2013
LANDED..........
19-12-2013
b4roness said:
HAHAHA i'm gonna answer these below because it's too hilarious. Maybe someone get's a kick out of it.
(i'm being super truthful so don't judge meeee!)


*SNIP****

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room? Heck no. And stab yourself on it later by accident? I might as well step on a lego. (Ok, no, nothing is worse than stepping on a lego. You don't know pain until you have. Child birth doesn't count.)[/b]
I had to, I HAAAAAAAAD TO!!!!!!!!!!!! Army Men! 'nuff said.
 

b4roness

Hero Member
Jun 12, 2013
208
6
Category........
Visa Office......
Vienna
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
16-01-2014
Doc's Request.
New Police Cert. 11-02-2014
AOR Received.
Sponsor Approval 19-02-2014
Med's Done....
Nov-2013
Interview........
January 22, 2015 - Vienna - FAILED - Appealing.
Passport Req..
Exempt
LANDED..........
In God's time.
Alurra71 said:
I had to, I HAAAAAAAAD TO!!!!!!!!!!!! Army Men! 'nuff said.
OMG YES THAT TOO!!! hahaha!!!
 

Line.a

Champion Member
Nov 23, 2010
1,272
30
Denmark
Category........
Visa Office......
CPC-V
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
09-02-13
AOR Received.
27-02-13
Med's Request
08-02-14
Med's Done....
15-03-14
Interview........
Waived!
Passport Req..
Waived!
VISA ISSUED...
OWP: 25-02-14
LANDED..........
23-07-14
Ask the experts what a genuine engaged couple should discuss before they get married and you'll probably hear something along the lines of "money, sex, and kids." Heck, that's even the name of one relationship book. With all due respect to the experts, soon interview applicants and spouses , I think they may want to work on that list a little bit. Sure, those are all important. But what about the things carefully designed to drive husbands and wives up the wall and right through the ceiling? The tiny beard hairs left in the sink after a shave? The plates placed willy nilly in the dishwasher? Come on, ladies and gentlemen! It's time to settle the debates a genuine couple absolutely must have before the wedding:

1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll? Definitely over!

2. Would you prefer Cats? Dogs? Both? Dogs, none of us are cat persons, cats are mean and stinky!

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner? Absolutely, we bake pancakes every weekend at night time and add bacon, syrup and a glass of smoothie :)

4. Would you eat cold pizza: yes or no? Nope

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday? I hate to break it, but I have always opened them before if I got away with it! Lol.

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray? I can't believe I'm reading this, we always argue a little bit about this as I'm a clean freak and they get cleaner if they are sticking out! Lol :)

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed? Yeah, it works like wonder!

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off? Cap on otherwise it goes stiff lol.

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard? Squeeze it, rolled up toothpaste is just not working!!

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day? I use them a couple times, but not lasting for a week!

11. How about washcloths? Nah, we don't use that.

12. Road trip or flying? Flying. I hate driving. Drive from Calgary to Saskatoon and back each year and I dread it!

13. What's the right thread count for sheets? Huh?!

14. What brand of toilet paper? I don't know, but we like the ones that smell fresh like lavender hahah.

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip? Miracle whip

16. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi, coke taste too much like cinnamon

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display? I'd eat any piece of candy pretty much!!

18. What is YOUR definition of camping? In the mountains, by a river/lake, plenty of good food and beer, oh and some good music as well.

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone? I always leave it alone, but my man always does.

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it? When it's full.. I probably change it every second day depending on how much we cook and what not.

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button? I don't ever, I'm up when it goes off, but my man can snooze it a couple times and blame me for it.. Oh gotta love the morning rushes!

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross? Nah

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation? A year

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive? No, if it's full it's full.. Not fussed.

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em? Absolutely dread them, I fear for the worst.

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips? More chocolate chips oh my

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge? I'm not sure, I don't ever drink OJ

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up? Just roll em up

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home? Call the doctors, depends on the severity. Or google symptoms lol.

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay? Under the couch pillow lol.

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom? Absolutely

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry? I am terrible when it comes to folding, I usually leave and pick it from the laundry basket lol. Unless it's ironed.

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need? No I pick as I go, I'm becoming good at it

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it? Yup

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room? God no, that is gross. It means more dust, more little pieces of hairs and no.. That's gross lol!
 

b4roness

Hero Member
Jun 12, 2013
208
6
Category........
Visa Office......
Vienna
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
16-01-2014
Doc's Request.
New Police Cert. 11-02-2014
AOR Received.
Sponsor Approval 19-02-2014
Med's Done....
Nov-2013
Interview........
January 22, 2015 - Vienna - FAILED - Appealing.
Passport Req..
Exempt
LANDED..........
In God's time.
LOL I'm loving this, more people need to get on board! It's a stress reliever =D
 

Line.a

Champion Member
Nov 23, 2010
1,272
30
Denmark
Category........
Visa Office......
CPC-V
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
09-02-13
AOR Received.
27-02-13
Med's Request
08-02-14
Med's Done....
15-03-14
Interview........
Waived!
Passport Req..
Waived!
VISA ISSUED...
OWP: 25-02-14
LANDED..........
23-07-14
b4roness said:
LOL I'm loving this, more people need to get on board! It's a stress reliever =D
Indeed :)
 

horizonyeah

Full Member
Oct 20, 2013
41
1
Category........
Visa Office......
santiago/ mexico
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
16-december-2013
Doc's Request.
21-may-2014
AOR Received.
09-january-2014 CPC M / 05-march-2014 Santiago VO
File Transfer...
20-january-2014 to Santiago VO/ 17-July-2014 to Mexico VO
Med's Done....
18-october-2013
Interview........
waived :D
Passport Req..
11-august-2014
VISA ISSUED...
25-august-2014
LANDED..........
07-october-2014 :D
Im kinda stressed with this damn papers so i hope this helps me to relax a little =P

1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll? mmm over? :|

2. Would you prefer Cats? Dogs? Both? I'm allergic to those evil creatures so dogs please <3

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner? I've done it all my life,in my country we literally eat breakfast for dinner

4. Would you eat cold pizza: yes or no? mmmm I tried once but no, its stronger than me

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday? i can wait

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray? I dont mind, if i have a dishwasher i will throw everything inside ;D

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed? what for? if i have my magic dishwasher! @_@

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off? on

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard? lets just squeeze it

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day?honestly? laundry day :$

11. How about washcloths? thats strange

12. Road trip or flying? roaaaaaaaaaaad, with the window open and good music

13. What's the right thread count for sheets? ehhhhh... next

14. What brand of toilet paper? the second cheapest thats the rule

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip?miracle whip? whats that a sex toy?

16. Pepsi or Coke? BEER

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display? i just want candys =( why you make it so difficult?

18. What is YOUR definition of camping? isolated place, campfire, forest and river

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone? I have to make it to Canada first, then i will learn to use that :3

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it? well when you notice you cant put more things inside?

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button? snooze button...that sounds kinky i dont know

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross? no idea

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation?one day before its enough ! :D

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive?that would happen in very especial occasions so necessary (homemade food is always best <3)

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em? love 'em

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips? again.. why you make it so complicated! it just need the right balance ;)

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge? at least the half

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up? clips :3

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home? naah the doctors are only if you are about to die ::)

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay? mmm next to the tv...(?)

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom? bedroom is only for sleep and lust, nothing else ::)

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry?folded and everything separate in category @_@

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need? naah no list

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it?must do, i cant help it

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room? thats evil =( ,thats why the bathroom exist
 

Cbn Cdn

Star Member
Aug 14, 2013
160
5
Category........
Visa Office......
Rome
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
Doc's Request.
October 9, 2013 [ ARC Requested ]
Interview........
Waived
Passport Req..
November 28, 2013
VISA ISSUED...
December 19, 2013
LANDED..........
January 18, 2014 :)
;D My wife and I are really happy that you are finding this fun. It is great for laughs, and we are glad that people have found this as a stress reliever. ;D

:) ;D 8) :p :-* :D
 

Cbn Cdn

Star Member
Aug 14, 2013
160
5
Category........
Visa Office......
Rome
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
Doc's Request.
October 9, 2013 [ ARC Requested ]
Interview........
Waived
Passport Req..
November 28, 2013
VISA ISSUED...
December 19, 2013
LANDED..........
January 18, 2014 :)
Wife = "Red Colour"
Me = "Blue Colour"

1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll?
Wife : ;) over most often
Me : Over the roll

2. Would you prefer Cats? Dogs? Both?
Wife : Allergic to cats but wont throw them away if I see a stray...but dog
Me : Allergic to cats, so definitively dogs

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner?
Wife : Yesss , why not :D
Me : Yes, why not :p

4. Would you eat cold pizza: yes or no?
Wife : Yes...toast it a bit and great for recovery ;)
Me : Oh yes, after a crazy night ;)

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday?
Wife : If I know its chocolate, candy, wine...open and share...otherwise I wait
Me : Would wait

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray?
Wife : dishwasher first but out of the tray..eewww otherwise
Me : Would wait to buy a dishwasher first ;D

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed?
Wife : Overnight, if tired, is okay if left with food off the dishes, and water and soap on them
Me : Cleaned before bed ;)

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off?
Wife : Flip cap!!!! :D
Me : Cap on

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard?
Wife : Squeeze from the bottom ;D
Me : Like to squeezzzzze really hard

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day?
Wife : Every couple showers or if towel took all day to dry hanging ...stiiiiinky
Me : All of the above

11. How about washcloths?
Wife : um...buff puff
Me : ???

12. Road trip or flying?
Wife : ROOOOOAAAD trip!!!!! With great music, with stops and pics along the way
Me : Love road trips, and of course getting lost along the way

13. What's the right thread count for sheets?
Wife : 300+ at the least...love the Egyptian Cotton at 500+ or beautiful Irish linen...ahhh, heaven! For those who don't know...it's basically like megapixels in a screen, but it is the number of threads in a square of fabric...the thinner and more threads there are, the dreamier it is to sleep in
Me : ??? Please ask my wife for this one

14. What brand of toilet paper?
Wife : Soft, cheap, two ply anything
Me : The one with a Sheep on the bag :)

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Wife : Mayo
Me : Mayo of course

16. Pepsi or Coke?
Wife : Fan of water...but a beer or wine is always nice ;D
Me : Water instead or a glass of wine, why not..!!

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display?
Wife : If at my house or at a close friends...what candy? ;)
Me : Not huge fan of candies

18. What is YOUR definition of camping?
Wife : Never been but when we do...music, marshmallows, good food and beer ;D
Me : Never been on one, I hope to have one with my wife soon

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone?
Wife : Timer!!!!
Me : Coming from a tropical country, so don't use it

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it?
Wife : What Me said, especially with fish. :-[
Me : Change it when it is almost full, or when we throw out meat products

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button?
Wife : Once or twice...that's why the clock by my bed is 15 min ahead ;D
Me : Just once

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross?
Wife : Some great retro décor!!!
Me : Decorations maybe, but clothes... Ewww

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation?
Wife : What are you doing? Nothing? Let's GOOOOOO ;D
Me : It depends, but one day is enough

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive?
Wife : For special occasions..for a nice restaurant...otherwise nah
Me : If it is full, no problem. Another one would be less busy

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em?
Wife : Love, but not the old wooden ones...ouch!
Me : Oh yeah

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips?
Wife : Chocolate!!!!! one batch for me, 50/50 for you ;)
Me : 50/50

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge?
Wife : Leave enough for at least a small glass...or :'(
Me : At least enough to drink a small glass/cup

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up?
Wife : Clips
Me : Chip clips

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home?
Wife : Home remedy...I stay away unless my body has a major freak out, I have been in a serious accident or when I am on my death bed
Me : Have to be very sick to visit the doctor ;)

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay?
Wife : As "Me" said
Me : Close to the TV

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom?
Wife : Sure...movie night snuggling
Me : Absolutely, my dear

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry?
Wife : Away
Me : Away

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need?
Wife : List...buy waaayyy too much otherwise.
Me : Yes, I do

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it?
Wife : Do
Me : Must-do

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room?
Wife : EEEEWWWWW NO way...gross!
Me : No way Jose :eek:
 

Avadava

Hero Member
Oct 11, 2013
818
79
Vancouver
Category........
FAM
Visa Office......
Vienna
App. Filed.......
December 3, 2013
AOR Received.
Stage 1 AOR + SA January 8, 2014
File Transfer...
January 12, 2014
Med's Request
Further Medical Tests Requested: October 24, 2013
Med's Done....
October 15, 2013
Interview........
Waived
Passport Req..
October 20, 2014
VISA ISSUED...
October 27, 2014
LANDED..........
January 17, 2015
I laughed so hard. I will give this a go. Don't judge, I'm being very honest.


1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll? - Over

2. Would you prefer Cats? Dogs? Both? - We own both, but prefer dogs. Found the cat as a stray and saved her life.

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner? - I can eat anything when I'm hungry. Hubby is the picky one.

4. Would you eat cold pizza: yes or no? - If I'm starving, yes. But I own a microwave so I don't have to eat it cold.

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday? - The curiosity is killing me, so I always open presents right away. Or at least shake them constantly while I walk by to see what's inside.

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray? - Handle out, everyone knows that.

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed? - When is my turn to wash them - soaking = good; When is hubby's turn to wash them - Soaking = bad. Nuff said.

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off? Cap on.

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard? - Squeezeeeeeeeeeeee

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day? - Change every two days, regardless of laundry day.

11. How about washcloths? - Paper towels.

12. Road trip or flying? - I would even fly to the grocery store if I could. Car sick

13. What's the right thread count for sheets? Blue. Fourteen. I don't know. You lost me on this one.

14. What brand of toilet paper? - Cheap one, as long as it doesn't feel like sand paper.

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip? - Home made mayo actually :D

16. Pepsi or Coke? - Pepsi.

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display? - The law of the jungle applies here.

18. What is YOUR definition of camping? - I could never understand why people would leave their comfy, warm bed to sleep in a tent wake up with a broken back the next day.

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone? - More heat!

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it? - When the lid doesn't close anymore.

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button? - Why fool yourself? You'll have to eventually get up anyway.

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross? - Gross

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation? - A couple of months.

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive? - They come in handy sometimes.

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em? - Terrified by them.

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips? - Fruits are better. (Repeat this in your head until you go to bed.)

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge? - There is nothing wrong with putting the empty container back in the fridge. Especially when the trash can is full.

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up? - When we open a chip bag, there is nothing left for later.

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home? - First google symptoms. Then realize you have cancer or some other terminal disease. Stay awake all night worrying about it. Call doctor next day.

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay? - It doesn't matter where you put it, it's never there when you look for it again. But I've noticed most of the times I'm sitting on it.

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom? Don't care. I usually browse on the Iphone till I fall asleep.

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry? - Put away.

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need? - List. Always.

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it? - Ain't nobody got time for that.

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room? - Never. That is restricted to the bathroom.
 

canadianwoman

VIP Member
Nov 6, 2009
6,200
284
Category........
Visa Office......
Accra, Ghana
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
30-01-2008
Interview........
05-05-2009
Just be careful and make sure you know your partner's answers, because some of those questions could turn up at the interview.
 

horizonyeah

Full Member
Oct 20, 2013
41
1
Category........
Visa Office......
santiago/ mexico
Job Offer........
Pre-Assessed..
App. Filed.......
16-december-2013
Doc's Request.
21-may-2014
AOR Received.
09-january-2014 CPC M / 05-march-2014 Santiago VO
File Transfer...
20-january-2014 to Santiago VO/ 17-July-2014 to Mexico VO
Med's Done....
18-october-2013
Interview........
waived :D
Passport Req..
11-august-2014
VISA ISSUED...
25-august-2014
LANDED..........
07-october-2014 :D
canadianwoman said:
Just be careful and make sure you know your partner's answers, because some of those questions could turn up at the interview.
btw, how would that be? as i will apply outside and my partner will be all time in canada, if i have the interview in my country...they will interview him too in canada and compare our answers?