Hey Sarafandee,
Hang in there. I was in your shoes not too long ago. I just did the oath this morning and I am an October 2017 applicant. The judge mentioned that in the last 4 months alone they processed close to 19,000 applications for tests and 25,000 applications for oath for that period from April till August. What I want to tell you is 1) don't lose hope even if it looks like it 2) order GCMS notes every now and then because I heard it makes them take a look at your file and 3) keep calling them asking for updates and call your MP. I know you have done all of this but keep doing them again and eventually it will work out. Its a bitter waiting game and it sucks