Ok update guys
eCOPR May 30th via Portal
I registered my PR card application in the system a few days later
No emails / GU / updates since then
Today I logged into my CIC account and saw "Application Updated" under my PR card
Pressed it and it said "We mailed your permanent resident card to you. Your card can take up to six weeks to arrive."
Photo on the PR portal still showing as "In Review"
I'll update when card arrives (hopefully soon)
This whole process has been so stressful, and IRCC have been no help. I can't wait until I have the card in my hands. Hopefully this gives those of us who have had completely abnormal portal PR card wait times some hope.